ℳℴℯ Journal --- 01

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

Th-Th-This is...

{She looks terrified at first--it's the classic image of a scared heroine: hands clutched to the chest and mouth, large wibbling eyes...
But that doesn't last long at all. Instead, her eyes become filled with joy and admiration.}

...Wonderful!!! I'm on the Lysithea?! Oh, no, no, it's not quite Voices of a Distant Star. This is more Macross or Crest of the Stars, definitely! Oh, I could even make a Lafiel costume! Ohohoho, that would be a lovely costume, but the white dress would be so much prettier than the uniform...

{She rolls up the piece of paper she was holding, slapping it against her hand}

This is a perfect setting for a wonderful drama! Just think of it, the sight of brave battles as young men all compete in a heated love of their countries and ideals! Oh, there would be tragedy, drama, and perhaps even a love triangle! Yes, the main character is torn between his childhood friend, still residing on Earth (and who is actually a long lost princess!!) and the strong and independent female soldier that he works with! But nothing like Fllay, of course, since that really just is indecent for that kind of time slot. Yes, yes, it's a wonderful idea! I absolutely must tell Kyouya-sama about the appeal of war uniforms and elaborate mechs! Haruhi-kun would have to be the noble and kind-hearted protagonist, of course, but we'll see how everything could work out!

...

But wait, where is "home" anyways? That store was definitely sending off the dark and mysterious type of shop like Yuuko-sama's! But the door is gone too? Yuuko-sama, if this is your shop, I didn't mean to intrude!! I really must get home to Ouran right away, and I don't have a wish.

{But then, seeing you (yes, you) she points her rolled up magazine at you enthusiastically}

Ah, you'll do! You're no Yuuko-sama, but you know the way out, right? Ah, and have you ever considered cosplay...? I think I know a role that would be good for you! ♥

Comments

[lamb_of_gold]

I beg your pardon?

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

You! You're definitely the perfect bishonen type! With a face just like a girl's, you show a softer, more feminine side of men!

[lamb_of_gold]

[Oh for the love of...]

...I beg your pardon?

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

If that's all you can say, though, that's minus twenty.

[lamb_of_gold]

I would say more if I knew what you were talking about, miss.

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

It's very very simple! Like I said, your fair features are like from a manga! The long, light colored hair, very feminine appearance! It is...a trap! A person that appeals to both men and women by virtue of the difference between the genders not being all that clear to begin with!

[lamb_of_gold]

Praytell, why is my appearance so important?

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

First impressions are very important! Many maidens will become enamored with a man by looks alone, and then be more interested in their personality. So! It's of critical important that any proper man take care of their appearance for that reason. A scary looking person on the outside will only give the impression of a scary person on the inside, too!

[lamb_of_gold]

I am a soldier, miss. I do not wish one to become enamoured with me.

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

Minus twenty-five more points! That reply isn't moe at all!

[lamb_of_gold]

I'm sorry to dissappoint.

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

What is with these responses?! The kind-faced bishonen isn't supposed to be this breed of a stoic type! This is very out of character!

[lamb_of_gold]

What's to say a kind face cannot be worn by such a person?

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

Like I said! It's out of character!

[lamb_of_gold]

According to whom?

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

Over fifty years of tradition! Anime, manga, visual novels, they all set the standard for character types!

[lamb_of_gold]

...
What?

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

You heard me!

[lamb_of_gold]

I'm afraid I'm unfamiliar with the terms.