ℳℴℯ Journal --- 01

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

Th-Th-This is...

{She looks terrified at first--it's the classic image of a scared heroine: hands clutched to the chest and mouth, large wibbling eyes...
But that doesn't last long at all. Instead, her eyes become filled with joy and admiration.}

...Wonderful!!! I'm on the Lysithea?! Oh, no, no, it's not quite Voices of a Distant Star. This is more Macross or Crest of the Stars, definitely! Oh, I could even make a Lafiel costume! Ohohoho, that would be a lovely costume, but the white dress would be so much prettier than the uniform...

{She rolls up the piece of paper she was holding, slapping it against her hand}

This is a perfect setting for a wonderful drama! Just think of it, the sight of brave battles as young men all compete in a heated love of their countries and ideals! Oh, there would be tragedy, drama, and perhaps even a love triangle! Yes, the main character is torn between his childhood friend, still residing on Earth (and who is actually a long lost princess!!) and the strong and independent female soldier that he works with! But nothing like Fllay, of course, since that really just is indecent for that kind of time slot. Yes, yes, it's a wonderful idea! I absolutely must tell Kyouya-sama about the appeal of war uniforms and elaborate mechs! Haruhi-kun would have to be the noble and kind-hearted protagonist, of course, but we'll see how everything could work out!

...

But wait, where is "home" anyways? That store was definitely sending off the dark and mysterious type of shop like Yuuko-sama's! But the door is gone too? Yuuko-sama, if this is your shop, I didn't mean to intrude!! I really must get home to Ouran right away, and I don't have a wish.

{But then, seeing you (yes, you) she points her rolled up magazine at you enthusiastically}

Ah, you'll do! You're no Yuuko-sama, but you know the way out, right? Ah, and have you ever considered cosplay...? I think I know a role that would be good for you! ♥

Comments

[virginaesthetic.livejournal.com]

Renge-kun? You're taking this really well...

[If anyone would love this place as much as Tamaki-sempai, Renge-kun would.]

Ah, but some of the others are here, too.

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

Haruhi-kun! I'm so glad that you're here to--wait, some other people are here after all?

{Almost embarrassed, she laughs} Oh my, is this some kind of prank or really elaborate, setting, then? Whoever made this one should get my credit for realism!

[virginaesthetic.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, this place is called the Astral Plane. I don't know how it exists. I thought it was Ouran's Planetarium. But Tamaki-sempai, Kyouya-sempai and Kaoru can come here, too. You're okay though, right? [She sounds like her usual self.]

[asmallamoroso.livejournal.com]

[ And here she thought Ayumi was the enthusiastic one of the Shounen Tantei. Or even that other girl, Sonoko. ]

It's... easy enough to return to your own world.

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

I'm wonderful! Oh, I was just thinking about going to Akihabara, and there was that weird shop! I thought it was a new attraction to advertise the xxxHOLiC anime or even the long awaited second season, but I suppose not...

But! It doesn't matter since this is much better. I'm glad that Kyouya-sama knows about it too, since this is a really perfect place to do some special activities!

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

My own world? But I am in my own world! And I want you to be a part of it. I think you're definitely the---No, wait, I should definitely wait a little bit longer before classifying! But I have a hunch!

[asmallamoroso.livejournal.com]

I meant the home you're from. You only need to think about it and then you're there. [ Pause, then she added skeptically ] ... classifying?

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[Shun had been concerned about her for a moment. Now he's just confused.] Umm....you can go home by thinking about it.

[virginaesthetic.livejournal.com]

Tamaki-sempai would agree with you. I think he's wanted to host here for a while. It's not so bad here. There are a lot of other people here from all over. And time doesn't move, so you can use this to study more or finish homework.

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

All over? You mean all over the world?

{...Oh Haruhi, you're so sweet. How about PARTYING EVEN MORE?}

But either way, it's fine! We can help introduce the uneducated masses from around the world about the wonders of moe! If Tamaki-san has wanted to host an event, then we don't even need to waste time!

[lamb_of_gold]

I beg your pardon?

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

Oh, about character archetypes, of course! But don't worry about it, it's hardly important to you~

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

Y-Y-You are!!

{Of course Renge knows who you are, Shun. Your series brought yaoi to the world.}

What an amazing cosplay! You look just like Shun-kun! How did you manage to make the armor so realistic! And your wig, it looks just like real hair! This is a promotional event, isn't it!?

[asmallamoroso.livejournal.com]

I didn't think I could be classified under any. [ Even after considering all the afternoons spent with the group reading through manga. ]

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

You! You're definitely the perfect bishonen type! With a face just like a girl's, you show a softer, more feminine side of men!

[lamb_of_gold]

[Oh for the love of...]

...I beg your pardon?

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

Well of course! Children-types aren't my favorite, since there's so much more that's interesting about the pains of adolescence or the maturity of adulthood, but you're probably the straight-laced, no nonsense kind of child, I bet! And very precocious, I see!

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

If that's all you can say, though, that's minus twenty.

[lamb_of_gold]

I would say more if I knew what you were talking about, miss.

[virginaesthetic.livejournal.com]

Th-That might be a bit fast, don't you think? The people aren't just from our world. Some are aliens, too.

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[Isn't that shocked that some random girl knows his name. He's slowly getting used to that. But he's a bit confused with the rest of it.]

Cosplay..? No, I'm not playing at anything. I'm me. This has nothing to do with the Galaxian Wars. [Since that's the only thing he can think of that would involve a promotional event with him in it.] This is the Astral Plane.

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

It's very very simple! Like I said, your fair features are like from a manga! The long, light colored hair, very feminine appearance! It is...a trap! A person that appeals to both men and women by virtue of the difference between the genders not being all that clear to begin with!

[asmallamoroso.livejournal.com]

Oh, is that so?

[artiscordis.livejournal.com]

[Argentine is just his usual derp and lineface self over here.]

A playwright...?

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

...Aliens?! Goodness, what a dream come true! Haruhi-kun, what kind of aliens are they?