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[Someone looks particularly annoyed today... then again, what else is new? She simply stands, her arms crossed, looking around for a moment before speaking.]

I do not think that I will be around here often for the time being. I'd rather this time of year progressed faster than be drawn out due to the time dilation issue. The sooner everyone eats their cake and gets it all over with, the better.

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If I say it, you'll slap me again. I'm working on this self-preservation thing. {Grins}

I may as well just do it on the prinicple, now...

But I didn't say it!

You may as well say it now, since either way you're going to get it!

{He considers his options, and then, being the stupid goober he is, flies out of reach}

I'd really rather not. Soooo...Here we are.

Don't make me come up there...

Oh, shit, you can fly too?

One could say that... when I get angry enough.

...So do you mean that figuratively or literally?

Do you want to find out?

Man, I'll regret saying this I bet, but yeah, I do.

You'll be sorry...

[She frowns in concentration, starting to glow...]

{well shit
Booster raises his shields, because explaining how he got magically beat up to Rip is hard.}

[The frown deepens, from a scowl to an outright snarl, her facial expression getting almost feral before the glow makes her too bright to see... and then the glow seems to grow much, much larger, turning into this (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/dothack/images/a/a5/Avatar_Tarvos.jpg).]

Woah, holy shit! Man, I wasn't expecting that!

[Not completely rational right now, she fires off a volley of nails at him, testing his reflexes.]

{Luckily, they're pretty great. He dodges the majority by dipping low, then fires some energy beams from his wrists to get rid of the rest.}

Come on, nails? I know you hate me, but that's a little extreme!

[Manages to pull herself together long enough to say...]

That's the least of it...

Still, really don't want to die and-or get hurt, and I don't want to have to hurt you. I mean, the bondage monster look doesn't suit you anyways.

Run.

I guess saying "I'm sorry" isn't going to help at this point?

It's... very...

[Something snaps, and her shape glows, before shattering and leaving her in her original form. She wobbles for a moment, fading in and out of the Plane as in her reality her concentration lapses.]

{He comes closer and puts his hands on her shoulders to steady her, or catch her if she falls. He may be a chauvinistic jerk sometimes, but he's a good guy}

Woah, are you alright? Take it easy.

[After a moment or two she finally manages to refocus enough to keep her attention fully on the Plane.]

I dislike switching. It gives me the worst headache.

...Man, switching to that and I'd be worried about more than a headache. How about a glass of water? I don't think I've seen a place to get any aspirin here, anyways.