Puzzle 02

[whenisa.livejournal.com]

[After forever and a half, guess who's shown up again? This time Eddie is down to just a wife beater and his underwear (just stripes this time, sadly no question marks), and is sitting on what seems to be a hospital cot. He's sporting a single black eye, which he is dabbing at with an ice pack, along with a handful of bruises which seem to be spread surprisingly evenly throughout his body. There's probably a broken rib, too, but he doesn't want to move enough to find out. For now he simply sits, taking care of his black eye with his legs swinging over the cot, looking grumpy.

And why is he here, you ask? Because he got caught attempting to murder Gordon. It's not like he just pointed a gun at him! He gave him a proper death trap, with a proper way out. Of course, Batman had to go and cheat and save him, ruining a perfectly good plan. And then he had the gall to be angry at him! It's quite clear how that particular fight turned out.

The only reason he's on the Plane while bruised is that the doctor's are trying to drug him up again. Clearly, Bats is the one that should be drugged]

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[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

[if Scarecrow was from an anime, he would have a drop of sweat at the back of his head]

[as it is, he'll settle on being amused]

Another successful run for the Riddler, I see.

[whenisa.livejournal.com]

[Crane, he is so not in the mood]

He cheated, it doeasn't count. [It's only okay if he's the one cheating, damnit]

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

Are there rules, Eddie?

[The doctor would offer his help, but, well]

[he's a jerk]

[whenisa.livejournal.com]

Of course there are. There are rules for everything.

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

Not for everything.

[whenisa.livejournal.com]

It was my game, and I say there are.

[This would possibly sound more threatening if he wasn't currently trying not to wince from what is, indeed, a broken rib]

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

[smirking like a bastard]

You should return to the asylum. They'll want to treat you.

[whenisa.livejournal.com]

Not until someone tells Jerry you can't treat everything by drugging your patients.

I'm afraid our dear doctor has fallen into quite ill practices.

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

From where he started, there was no where to fall.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{I have to lol at both Eddie and the comment above. lmfao arkham in general

Anyways, Diva sits down next to him}

Ne, how terrible! Would this be that "Bat-man"'s fault?

[whenisa.livejournal.com]

[Arkham is pretty lulzy in general.

Eddie, however, doesn't seem to be in much a good mood] Haven't had the unfortunate luck of running into our dear masked crusader, have you?

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

Oh not myself, no, but Mr. Crane told me about him.

[whenisa.livejournal.com]

I suppose there's no one better than our dear straw-headed doctor.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

Oh, is that because he sees a lot of people that get hurt by him? Um, like you, I guess.

[whenisa.livejournal.com]

You could say he has some very personal experiences with him.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

I could say that, but I wouldn't understand it.

[whenisa.livejournal.com]

[Eddie would laugh, except that would possibly just leave him in more pain. Instead he grins under his ice pack]

You should ask him about his meetings with Batman sometime. I'm sure he'd be happy to share.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Thank god, the fashion police found you.

[whenisa.livejournal.com]

[If Eddie had his cane, he would beat him with it :|

Instead he merely glares]

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Tough love, man.

[whenisa.livejournal.com]

What do you want?

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Give you something to think about. Better yourself.

[whenisa.livejournal.com]

Oh, they've been trying to do that for years. Lost cause, if you ask me.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

I can tell.

[whenisa.livejournal.com]

Now if only Jerry could get a clue.