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[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

[the newly arrived Time Lord is quiet as he first takes in his surroundings, his boots lightly thumping on the metal ground as he walks in a slow circle to see where the hell he is.]

What sort of place is this? This can't be right... [his nose wrinkles somewhat as he smells something he can't quite place, but his attentions are soon elsewhere.] Nothing adds up correctly. Not the stars, the ground, none of it. Just where the hell am I?

Oh, if that girl did anything to my Time Ring... It's one thing to grieve, but to take it out on somebody else's personal property--!

No, it's just acting up. Damnable thing. If they'd just given me a TARDIS, none of this would've happened! [of course he's lying to himself, knowing full well why he couldn't have a TARDIS previously.]

[he falls silent for a moment, folding his arms in front of his chest.]

I wonder why we've never heard about this place before. The High Council will be very interested to hear about this.

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[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

[frowns] Not within this Plane, no.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

So why do you care?

[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

Because it is my business to care, young man.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Official star whiner?

[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

Time Lord.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

I'll admit, that is a pretty high-class title.

[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

[that does placate him a bit] We are "high-class" compared to the other species in the universe, yes.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

...Species?

[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

Yes. You...do know what "species" means, don't you?

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

[He gives Straxus a Look.]

Uh. Yeah I fucking do, thanks. You just look like a person. What, you've got some like, penis-shaped alien living in your skin?

[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

[smirks.] Ah, how very...vulgar of you. A shining example of your race.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

[Despite being such a waif, Isaiah takes a threatening step forward.]

Excuse me? You got a fucking problem with Latinos?

[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

[he might've taken a small step back there.] La-what? The human race, you fool. [he sighs, making a mental note to just stick with 'species' the next time he opens his mouth, though 'primitives' is more apt from his perspective.]

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

[Isaiah notices, and maybe gains some confidence to his posture. Though, of course, any threat of physical violence is a bluff and a joke.]

So you're some smug as fuck alien, is that it?

[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

[he frowns, arching an eyebrow at that] I wouldn't say it quite so colourfully as you, young man.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Prove it.

[he crosses his arms. gurrrrrl.]

[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

I simply don't see how that will help. [especially since that would mean insulting himself and he's not about to do that.]

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

It'll help you not look like a schizo dick.

[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

A what?! I am a Time Lord, as I've said before, and my people are more advanced than you lesser species by several million years.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

[he says it more slowly.]

Schiz-o.

Yeah? Prove it.

[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

[sighs and holds up his hand bearing the Time Ring around his wrist.] This is called a Time Ring and I can use it to travel anywhere in time and space. Unfortunately, I can't use it here; I've already tried, so I can't offer you a demonstration.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

[Isaiah looks at it.]

Wow. Oh my god. You have a bracelet. Shit, you must be an alien.

[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

[rolls his eyes] Why do I bother...

You haven't met any other Time Lords around here? Not the ones named the Doctor? Or the Master?

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Met one or two, yeah. So what? Not like they said they were super great aliens.

[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

[mutters under his breath] How uncharacteristically wise of them...

[louder now, crossing his arms] Well, I'm like them. In a way. We're the same species, but I don't do what they do. I don't break and bend rules like them.