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[Dino appears on the plane with a faint yelp, juggling something between his hands as if it were very hot or very dangerous. He's so focused on what he's holding that he doesn't realize he's appeared almost in the kitchen and manages to walk into one of hte counters. He almost falls over it as the object he's holding hits the counter top. The pop can rolls along the counter for a bit then manages to come to roll to a stop spilling purple liquid the whole way. Dino stares at it in disbelief then sighs.]

I was trying to avoid something like this.

[He covers his nose with his sleeve as a noxious smell fills the air. The purple liquid bubbles and gives off a faint hiss as it starts to eat through the counter.]

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Why would you drink that anyways? Got a death wish?

No one would want to drink something like that, but Bianchi is the one that brought all of us drinks. She'd demand to know why none of us were drinking them.

So you're saying this is supposed to be cooking?

I think this was just a can of soda, but around Bianchi everything edible or drinkable ends up the same.

This Bianchi is sounding like the worst cook that I've ever heard of. And I know some pretty damn terrible ones.

She probably is the worst cook you've heard up. There is a reason she's know as 'Poison Scorpion'.

...With a name like that, why do people keep letting her cook? Screw her feelings at that point.

No one lets her cook. She just goes ahead and does it without caring what everyone else thinks.

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