seventh oath ≈

[herosmedal.livejournal.com]

[Frog appears on the Plane for the first time in a long while. His armor is scratched and scorched in places, and his cape is ragged, but he seems physically fine. The problem is his temper. He's pacing back and forth in barely-withheld rage, fists shaking, eyes narrowed.]

That pale-faced, scheming bastard—! He believes he can hide!? I will follow him to the edges of time if need be!

[He stomps his way over to the bar to get himself some ale, because damn it, he needs something.]

How dare he. How dare he! I'd sooner forsake my kingdom than be blamed for something by the likes of Magus!

[Ever seen a Frog down a mug in ten seconds? You have now!]

Comments

[herosmedal.livejournal.com]

[...] I see.

[mercwamouth]

Man, you're gullible. No wonder you're letting Magus get the better of you.

[herosmedal.livejournal.com]

I have done no such thing. [gulp B|]

[mercwamouth]

Then why are you so pissed?

[herosmedal.livejournal.com]

I am frustrated because the origin of the menace we are attempting to vanquish does not rest with him.

[mercwamouth]

...What, like, sexually?

[herosmedal.livejournal.com]

[dead silence]

[mercwamouth]

So that's a... yes?

[herosmedal.livejournal.com]

[Frog pours Deadpool a mug of ale and silently passes it to him. Maybe he'll shut up.]

[mercwamouth]

BOOZE!

[herosmedal.livejournal.com]

Indeed. [He takes a swig of his own.]