018 - Good Times Are Not the Ones You Want

[mercwamouth]

[It's a Deadpool! And he's in a good mood again? Why? Because he's in a small bed of wads of cash! Upon closer inspection, you might notice that all of the bills are $20's. There's a reason for that. Anyway, he's just layin', makin' money angels.]

[Where'd this come from? Check for that movie finally clear?]

Weren't you paying attention?

[I was on the can.]

On the can? You're my sub-conscious!

[Sub-sub-conscious.]

Whatever. Suffice it to say, I finally got paid.

Comments

[usagipino]

Paper!

[mercwamouth]

Y'know what I like about you, kid? You cut right to the heart of the issue.

[usagipino]

Is it special paper? It has words on it!

[mercwamouth]

We call it money, Pino. You use it to exchange for goods and services, such as guns and whores respectively.

[usagipino]

It doesn't come on a card?

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

[And this frog eyes him intently doing that. You can practically hear he is thinking really hard...]

Nee... nee! I'm not sure, but they use those things for something else, gero! No? No, no? Hm? No, gero?

[mercwamouth]

...Hm...I don't think I licked any frogs recently...

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

[... and there goes the intense thinking again.]

Huuuh? What, why, gero? Why would you lick frogs, hm hm hm? You lick frogs, gero? But why? I don't think we taste good, gero! But you know snakes and birds eating us, maybe you should ask them, gero! You should!

[mercwamouth]

Yeah, why would I lick frogs? I hallucinate fine without them...

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

[GASP!!] You can hallucinate, gero?! You can? You are doing it now, hm hm hm? You are? I never hallucinated before, gero! Teru says frogs can't do that! How does it feel, gero?

[madamemoiselle]

Ne, congratulations then, Wade.

[mercwamouth]

Come on. Give it a try. You don't get to make money angels every day.

[madamemoiselle]

{She laughs}

Ne, I think I'll pass! I have plenty of my own, after all~ I wouldn't want to take Wade's.

((ooc: I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS IN THE FIRST COMMENT, but here's a Super amusing Deadpool fan-clip))

[mercwamouth]

Well yeah, but do you have literal mountains of it? Scrooge McDuck style? I think not. Most people are so boring with their Swiss Banks and trust funds.

[[ooc: that made my forever]]

[madamemoiselle]

Oh, no, of course not! That wouldn't be very practical, I don't think. Ah, but in the late 1800s, Amshel did keep all his money in a safe at his family's chateau. That was close.

((ooc: IT MADE MINE TOO. Check out the other ones on there too. They are hilarious.))

[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

You look far too pleased with yourself.

[mercwamouth]

Worried about the competition?

[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

From you? Hardly.

[mercwamouth]

Yeah. Not sure anyone could be more pleased with themselves than you.

...Maaaaybe Tom Cruise.

[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

You seem particularly unpleasant today. Something happen?

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

[Isaiah is still wary, wandering around with his mouth a little open staring around. He sees the money before the man, red as he is, and stops mid-course to look wildly around for exits.]

[mercwamouth]

Don't think I like the way you're lookin' at my cash, Izzy.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

[nervous laugh]

I was just, uh, admiring your suit. Very red.

[mercwamouth]

...Yeah, same color as last time you saw me. It's kinda my thing.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

I didn't have time to notice, you know, I was real thrown off.