018 - Good Times Are Not the Ones You Want

[mercwamouth]

[It's a Deadpool! And he's in a good mood again? Why? Because he's in a small bed of wads of cash! Upon closer inspection, you might notice that all of the bills are $20's. There's a reason for that. Anyway, he's just layin', makin' money angels.]

[Where'd this come from? Check for that movie finally clear?]

Weren't you paying attention?

[I was on the can.]

On the can? You're my sub-conscious!

[Sub-sub-conscious.]

Whatever. Suffice it to say, I finally got paid.

Comments

[usagipino]

Paper!

[mercwamouth]

Y'know what I like about you, kid? You cut right to the heart of the issue.

[usagipino]

Is it special paper? It has words on it!

[mercwamouth]

We call it money, Pino. You use it to exchange for goods and services, such as guns and whores respectively.

[usagipino]

It doesn't come on a card?

[mercwamouth]

It can. In fact, that's kind of how I got all this.

But you can't swim in a card.

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

[And this frog eyes him intently doing that. You can practically hear he is thinking really hard...]

Nee... nee! I'm not sure, but they use those things for something else, gero! No? No, no? Hm? No, gero?

[mercwamouth]

...Hm...I don't think I licked any frogs recently...

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

[... and there goes the intense thinking again.]

Huuuh? What, why, gero? Why would you lick frogs, hm hm hm? You lick frogs, gero? But why? I don't think we taste good, gero! But you know snakes and birds eating us, maybe you should ask them, gero! You should!

[mercwamouth]

Yeah, why would I lick frogs? I hallucinate fine without them...

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

[GASP!!] You can hallucinate, gero?! You can? You are doing it now, hm hm hm? You are? I never hallucinated before, gero! Teru says frogs can't do that! How does it feel, gero?

[mercwamouth]

Well you walk around seeing and thinking things that aren't real.

So pretty much like real life.

[madamemoiselle]

Ne, congratulations then, Wade.

[mercwamouth]

Come on. Give it a try. You don't get to make money angels every day.

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

Aah. But but but then how do you know you are hallucinating, hm hm hm? How do you know, gero?

[madamemoiselle]

{She laughs}

Ne, I think I'll pass! I have plenty of my own, after all~ I wouldn't want to take Wade's.

((ooc: I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS IN THE FIRST COMMENT, but here's a Super amusing Deadpool fan-clip))

[mercwamouth]

Actually... I'm probably not. I usually won't realize it mid-hallucination. Which means, yes, I am talking to a stuttering, insane frog. Yippee.

[mercwamouth]

Well yeah, but do you have literal mountains of it? Scrooge McDuck style? I think not. Most people are so boring with their Swiss Banks and trust funds.

[[ooc: that made my forever]]

[madamemoiselle]

Oh, no, of course not! That wouldn't be very practical, I don't think. Ah, but in the late 1800s, Amshel did keep all his money in a safe at his family's chateau. That was close.

((ooc: IT MADE MINE TOO. Check out the other ones on there too. They are hilarious.))

[mercwamouth]

Did he swim in it?

[madamemoiselle]

...No, I don't think so.

[mercwamouth]

So many wasted opportunities.

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

Aaaw, so you are not hallucinating, gero? You don't? ...oh, it's nice to talk to you too, gero! [Grins!]

[madamemoiselle]

Why would you want to swim in money?

[mercwamouth]

American Dream, baby. American Dream.