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[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[there is a mopey, mopey TARDIS on the Plane. why, might you ask? and no, it isn't Diva's fault this time. well it's simple! she got in a fight with Charlotte and the Doctor didn't defend her properly (in her opinion -- ie: kick Charley out), and so she is now hanging out on Kisha!Ten's beach, writing random Gallifreyan symbols in the sand, burying her feet beneath the grains and overall looking like a pouty little child.

awww, mopey TARDIS. socute]

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[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

I fail to see how I am being anything of the sort.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

Nothing matters more than me.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

And you are incorrect. As always.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

Have you ever entertained the idea that you are always incorrect?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Of course not. I cannot be incorrect. I am perfect.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[We're terribly sorry about this, Bai will now be laughing rather loudly] Ah, you do have a sense of humour.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

I was not attempting to be funny.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

What, you were actually being serious?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Of course. I am a higher being than you. My kind is the ultimate product of Time Lord evolution. How could I not be perfect in comparison to your inferior species?

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Okay, Bai has just snapped, have some sand aimed at your eyes TARDIS]

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[oh no you didn't. the TARDIS wasn't expecting that and OW, sand stings]

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Bai, being absolutely evil, will be laughing again] The ultimate product? You can't even avoid sand, box.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[she doesn't say anything -- she just dumps sand in your hair, Bai]

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Bai just gapes for a second and then yets out a loud yelp, hands flying to her hair] How dare you! Do you have any idea what it takes to get sand out?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

I do, yes. That is why I did it.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Have more sand flicked at your eyes, TARDIS]

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[she is so not playing this game. so have a disappearing TARDIS, only to come back behind you, intent on dumping even more sand on you]

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Bai catches wind of this at the very last moment and pops off the plane, returning a few moments later with dead leaves piled high in her arms, there look to be a few bugs clinging to them]

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[eyes those leaves] You are aware you have a higher probability of being infested with insects by holding that than I ever would, do you not?

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[She smirks] Yes, but I am not afraid of jumping in a lake to get them off of me, I can swim rather well after all.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

I have rooms dedicated to all forms of life. What makes you think a few insects will bother me?

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

Because they will itch, even if only for a short time {And with that... Razor leaf! She shall dump her leaves, hopefully all over the TARDIS's head]

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[and the TARDIS is covered in leaves! and looking rather put out. she disappears a moment later, reappearing behind Bai, and casually dumps mud over her head.

let it be known, the mud has worms and pill bugs GALORE in it]

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