three flames ☆

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

[Axel looks rather puzzled. He's staring at a book in his hands, glasses on, and trying to read from it.

It's not going all that well.]

Kitten loafers making shoes. Kitten loafers making blue shoes. A mango screams for roadside service. I like fuzzy blankets.

[He pauses, then smiles sheepishly at no one in particular.]

Frying pan...

[ooc: Axel got hit with Octopese in Xellos' post. Translation: 'Fire is the oxidation of a combustible material. Fire is the oxidation of a combustible material releasing heat, light, and various reaction products such as carbon dioxide and water. Okay, this isn't working. It's kinda funny though.

What a prank...']

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[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

Rock and roll, sad little shrimp live in cupboards.

["Funny, me and the icy types don't usually get along."

He snaps his fingers, summoning a little flame to dance for him on his fingertip.]

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

[ She smirks, then closes her eyes momentarily. A creature that resembles a fiery lizard appears over her shoulder momentarily, and suddenly she's holing her own little fireball. ]

High-ho the misteltoe.

[ "I can do that, too." ]

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

[The other eyebrow goes up. He douses his own flame, then adjusts his glasses and looks away. It has the air of a pout.]

That bear ate my oatmeal.

["I don't cheat on my element."]

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

[ Now there's a little blue mermaid over her other shoulder, and she's holding a ball of water. She extinguishes the flame with it. ]

Fee fi fo fum, a kiss will wake the princess.

[ "It's not cheating, it's elemental magic."

Then there's a white flame hovering over her, and she's holding a ball of light. ]

Purple prose pantyhose.

[ "It's one of the things I'm good at." ]

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

You're pretty good-looking for a frog.

["Oh yeah? What else are you good at?"

... Wonder if he'll get slapped for that one.]

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

There's an apple pie in your pants. Semi-automatic muffin?

[ "Beating up perverts. Want me to show you?" ]

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

[SNRK. He waves his hand.]

Tie your own shoes.

["I think I'll pass this time."]

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

Bumble bee wrappers. The lamp leans a little to the right.

[ "Maybe some other time. I'll try not to put you out too quickly." ]

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

-- Yowch.

[There doesn't need to be a translation for that.]

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

[ She just smiles triumphantly at that. ]