three flames ☆

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

[Axel looks rather puzzled. He's staring at a book in his hands, glasses on, and trying to read from it.

It's not going all that well.]

Kitten loafers making shoes. Kitten loafers making blue shoes. A mango screams for roadside service. I like fuzzy blankets.

[He pauses, then smiles sheepishly at no one in particular.]

Frying pan...

[ooc: Axel got hit with Octopese in Xellos' post. Translation: 'Fire is the oxidation of a combustible material. Fire is the oxidation of a combustible material releasing heat, light, and various reaction products such as carbon dioxide and water. Okay, this isn't working. It's kinda funny though.

What a prank...']

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[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

Chocolate bunyip? Pancakes aren't worthy world leaders in the library of cinnamon buns. My furry fish is looking for a wife.

[ "You too? I'm getting really tired of talking like this all the time. My partner thinks I've gone insane." ]

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

I lost my keys. Where did you get those melons? The tiger stubbed his toe on a love of boats.

["Unfortunately. Do you know how hard it is for someone like me to shut up? I hope this is over with soon."]

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

Giraffes are highly susceptible to hiccups. Flying sock monsters sleep here and choke on pieces of tin?

[ "At least I can understand you. Think this is one of those experiments I keep hearing about?" ]

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

Radio. His insurance company clips my toenails. Koalas run triathalons, bathtub.

["Probably. Or some kind of prank. Could be worse, though."]

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

There are flags under a pink ladybug. Googly eyes lemons fart scone calculator, beandip audit the lifeguards.

[ "I just hope it wears off soon. It's worse than Dudbear, and that's saying something." ]

I... I can't keep a straight face.

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

Man-O-War clicky-clicky goomba shiny houseplants. My dress is on backwards.

["My image of perfect composure and terrifying prowess on the battlefield is completely ruined. At least most Heartless can't talk."]

Me either, my coworkers think I'm nuts.

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

Tackle bait neon purple plastic grass carbon jelly, thumb.

[ "It might be best to adopt the silent and brooding persona for now, then." ]

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

[oh yay! someone else who speaks Octopese! you get to deal with a Suiseiseki, now]

Mayonnaise covered the tidbits, yellow? Cornflowers are the best in springtime!

[Translation: It happened to you too, desu? You need to fix it right now!]

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

Crispy chicken. Ice cubes grow on trees. Wheezy cheesy swirly fish-face, soldier.

["You're right. My best friend is like that. Girls always fall for the mysterious types, don't they?"]

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

Belching contest? No offense, but your mother is cheap.

["'Scuse me? I'm a fighter, not a miracle worker."]

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

Jelly beans. Angry plated cow.

[ "Sometimes. I guess so." Angela blushes a little, the topic of attraction is still an awkward one for her. ]

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

[That's cute. And Axel would be lying if he said he didn't find Angela attractive. There's just a little change in his demeanor, a light mischievous smirk behind those glasses.]

Jelly beans~?

["Sometimes~?"]

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

Jelly beans. [ She shrinks back a little, still blushing, and clears her throat. ]

Red hair is sexy.

[ That's really supposed to mean "I wouldn't really know" but when she realizes how it came out that only makes her blush even worse. ]

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

Flies in the buttermilk. There's disease in the camps and pickles flying on broomsticks, yellow!

["I don't care. Someone has to do it and I think you should, desu!"]

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

[Trust Axel to try to flustrate a girl while speaking complete and utter nonsense.]

Crickets make good typewriters.

["That's too bad."]

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

G-gamble card polka fluttery bumperstickers. Steal my shoes.

[ "I-I have other things to worry about. Other than that." ]

[breathenothing.livejournal.com]

[Staaaare.]

... Axel?

[sunkenlight.livejournal.com]

[...]

I think you've finally lost it, Axel.

[thedeltaqueen.livejournal.com]

I ran off a bouncy castle.

["More like irritating."]

[mercwamouth]

Don't think poetry is your strong suit.

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

Shutterbugs. Jingle jangle tulip daffodil sneezes.

["Of course. A pretty girl like you probably has lots to do."]

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

Supernatural flowers? Biochemistry ride the disaster?

[ "They do? How many pretty girls do you know?"

She's still blushing fiercely and only glances at him briefly, but seems to be plucking up her courage now. ]

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

Olly olly oxen-free, cinnamon bungees stick to scissors.

["Thanks for the vote of confidence, but I'm not the hero you're looking for."]

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

Peaches.

[He raises his hand in a wave.]

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

Please insert your chihuahua upside-down.