016 - Crazy Like a Badger

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool appears and has a quick look around]

...Huh. Guess Sparky didn't break anything.

[Deadpool then pops out and pops back in with a freaking arsenal. Machine guns, flamethrowers, Gatling guns, bazookas, grenades, knives, bug spray, the whole nine yards. He then begins rummaging through them and checking them.]

OK, bug spray for Ant-Man...

[Think that'll work?]

Even if it doesn't, it'll be funny. Sonic bomb for Ghost...

[Who'd have sonic?]

I don't get it. Hm... what gun should I use for the other two dudes? Paladin and... that guy with the hood.

[Aren't you forgetting the chick with the mask?]

I've already got one picked out for her.

[He smirks]

[Do you really wanna waste bullets on the other two? Think about the economy.]

Mm. Good point. Plus I guess I should at least give them a fighting chance.

Comments

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

My, this looks as though you are up to no good, Deadpool~

[mercwamouth]

Looks can be deceiving.

...But in this case, yeah, pretty much.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Rarely are they deceiving with you, Deadpool!

Dare I ask what you are doing?

[mercwamouth]

Preparing.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Preparing for what, exactly?

[mercwamouth]

Ambush.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. Who might you be ambushing?

[mercwamouth]

Oh no, they're ambushing me. Or at least they're going to try to.

...But I guess in that way I'm ambushing them too?

Who ambushes the ambushers?

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Well goodness, that's certainly clever!

[mercwamouth]

When will you learn? I'm the smartest man alive.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Oh, indeed~? Ah, I must have simply been overlooking it all this time~!

[mercwamouth]

How foolish!

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

I shall have to be more observant from now on, I suppose~~