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[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[Buffy doesn't so much ~appear~ on the Plane as she does 'come hurtling into it backwards, roll over, promptly vanish into thin air and then reappear a second later brushing dust off herself, and coughing'. ...With a wooden stake in one hand.]

God. [cough cough] That actually never stops being gross.

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[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

[:o Goodness. It's a good thing Dorothy is here! To... do... absolutely nothing, but it's the thought that counts.]

Wow. You okay? That looked... uncomfortable.

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm fine. [Buffy appreciates the gesture! Also, she is thumbs-upping. And nodding!]

It's just with the fighting, and then the dusting, and if you forget to keep your mouth closed? It's all 'I breathe dead people', which, really, I don't think I can express my eww enough. And would be why you should always slay in well ventilated areas. Umm. Hi?

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

Well, I can see how that'd be a problem, if the people you fight tend to... y'know, combust, in that way.

[Dorothy sticks her hand in her back pocket and produces a pack of cinnamon gum, which she proffers to Buffy. Hooray!!]

Gum?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[That's... dusty. Ianto pulls a slight face.] Have a run-in with an old curtain?

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[yes, yes it certainly is. Buffy laughs.] Uhuh. A very angry and be-fanged old curtain.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

An angry curtain with fangs... definitely something I could live without seeing.

I'm guessing it wasn't really a curtain?

[handysparehand.livejournal.com]

[blinks and stares]

Everything all right?

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

Peachy keen! [this is lies, clearly]

Except for the rib pain and possible dead people inhalation, but hey- all in a day's work, right?

[handysparehand.livejournal.com]

Dead people inhalation? Well that, that can hardly be sanitary I'm sure.

There needs to be some sort of box for complaints, having to work under those conditions. Or you could just go on strike.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

[Brigitta will be watching with interest] What were you fighting?

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[Buffy is... making a face due to the taste in her mouth]

A vampire. Very standard.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

[Faint smile] Nothing went wrong?

[aces-are-rare.livejournal.com]

[Ace is impressed with the gymnastics and curious about the stake. The dust coming off Buffy she is not so sure about.]

I hope that's just dust, not summit like Junduson mold spores. I'm so not in the mood to deal with a rash.

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[Buffy looks sheepish and a tad apologetic]

Well, I'm pretty sure it's not mold? Although... guy didn't exactly look like Captain Hygiene, but...

[aces-are-rare.livejournal.com]

[Sort of confused now]

The guy?

[Shakes head] I had a run in with mold on Juduson last year - bad reaction that involved blue blisters. It was not fun.

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

[Eying the stake.] What doesn't?

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

The inhaling of dead-people dust. [nodnod, matter-of-factly]

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

Uh...can't say I've ever inhaled dead-people dust before, but it sounds like it sucks.

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

[Wonders what she's doing with a stake] What's gross?

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[what? doesn't EVERYBODY do that?]

Breathing in somebody's airborne remains.

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

[It isn't the strangest thing Yuri has seen. He knows someone who kills monsters with giant frozen tunas] ....Fighting a monster?

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

[Hey look, it's probably the one person who'd disagree!] What doesn't?

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[hi person!]

Accidentally getting a mouthful of delicious dead people dust?

[thebadwolfrose.livejournal.com]

You ok there?

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

Oh, me? Yep, I'm fine, just... suffering from a chronic case of very bad taste in the mouth, but other than that, I'm good. Thanks for asking.