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[Nine appears on the astral plane holding an odd bit of plastic and looking as if he hasn't showered or changed his clothes in several days]

Anyone have use for an xbox 7900d?

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An ex box? What is it now?

(OOC: I totally didn't fail on my pun, really.)

...7900d?

Ever hear of a shower, there, mate?

Have you been holing yourself away playing games this whole time, Doctor?

A massive waste of time.

Should never have fixed that reheating problem. It wasn't a design flaw, it was genius.

[ooc: I didn't even notice, since I only use the e-mail alerts to remind me to check the page. (:]

Yep.

D'you want it?

What, you think that's clever?

This whole time? Nope. The last, oh, three days?

Blame Mickey.

No. But it needed to be asked.

Ah, so that's why you disappeared.

But who is Mickey?

I had to get this out of the TARDIS first.

Forgot you wouldn't know him. Mickey Smith, gamer extraordinaire, [that description is accompanied by a well-deserved eyeroll] is my latest companion.

And what the bloody hell is it, exactly?

I believe your Tenth said he travelled with Rose Tyler, who has also appeared here. I take it that would be a difference between your personal timelines, then? [frowns faintly] Is he a good companion? I always did prefer your male companions to your female ones. Then again, most companions would be better than Charlotte, with whom we're travelling now. All of her incessent questioning about the divergent universe is beginning to grow bothersome. [long-suffering sigh] But you always did fancy the inquisitive ones. I wonder, though, if your timeline and mine share this particular escapade.

A 26th century gaming platform.

[just...stares at you. he doesn't know what a 'gaming platform' is, let alone how you got one from the 26th century. poor technologically retarded Gene Hunt]

[a shrug] He's not bad. Can't let him near electronics, I should've learned that after the microwave incident. He's addicted, even when they're over his head. Has to take everything apart, try and play with it. And I've had to install Net Nanny to keep him from junking up the computers. Net Nanny! Can you imagine?

You have no idea what I've just said, do you?

I don't make a habit of speaking nonsense, no.

I'm not sure which is worse: someone with no knowledge tickering about with technology, or someone with an inkling who gets in over his head. I do so hope he hasn't tried tinkering with me, Doctor. You know how much I hate that.

[Looks at it a little closer] I'm wondering if it's even compatible with my tv.

[scratches his head] Probably not. When're you from?

That wasn't nonsense. Hraxafralian moonspeak is nonsense.

[pause, and then in his best 'I'm speaking to an idiot' voice]

It's a device for playing video games. From the future. Well, future's a relative term. But it's safe to assume it'd be the future for you, so! Future.

You're off-limits, don't worry.

When? What an oddly strange question to be asked! I'm from 2007, when did this thing get made?

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