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[Nine appears on the astral plane holding an odd bit of plastic and looking as if he hasn't showered or changed his clothes in several days]

Anyone have use for an xbox 7900d?

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I had to get this out of the TARDIS first.

And what the bloody hell is it, exactly?

A 26th century gaming platform.

[just...stares at you. he doesn't know what a 'gaming platform' is, let alone how you got one from the 26th century. poor technologically retarded Gene Hunt]

You have no idea what I've just said, do you?

I don't make a habit of speaking nonsense, no.

That wasn't nonsense. Hraxafralian moonspeak is nonsense.

[pause, and then in his best 'I'm speaking to an idiot' voice]

It's a device for playing video games. From the future. Well, future's a relative term. But it's safe to assume it'd be the future for you, so! Future.

[notes the tone, doesn't appreciate it] Don't treat me like a git, you bloody div. I'm not a retard. [hmphs and crosses his arms] Outside the fact it's a useless piece of shit, why do you need to get rid of the damnable thing?

Debatable.

[not giving a straight answer, just to be annoying] Well, I could just lock it in a room never to be seen again, but I thought I'd see if anyone wanted it first.

No, it isn't.

[glares] If it's really from the future as you say, how could anyone here use it, anyway? Didn't think about that, did you, you nonce.

[eyebrow raise]

Easy. First of all, I could want to borrow it. Dunno why, but. Any one of me would have the equipment to use it. Second, if I can bring this here, I can bring the screen and hookup here.

Easy as that.

What do you mean, you? You're trying to get rid of it, you idiot.

I know I'm trying to get rid of it. One of my other selves.

[long-suffering sigh]

Have you met the Doctor?

Unfortunately.

Well, now you've met him again.

[and, with a level of cheer bordering on the sarcastic, he waves] Hello.

...oh, that's just bloody brilliant, that. Another loony, just what I wanted.

Oi! [irritated look]

You can believe in this, all the rest of this-- [gesture] not to mention objects from the future, and you can't believe in more than one of a guy?

I never said I believed in this, now did I? And I believe you're the same bloke. Doesn't change the fact he's a loony and you're just as nutters.

You're treating it like a more or less regular occurence.

[particularly nutty grin, just for that] Oh, am I?

You hang around Tyler as much as I do and you'll start treating random occurrences of insanity like they don't exist, too.

[quirks a brow] Considering one of "you" is shacking up with that damn Frenchie poofter arsehole and the other "you" is...also shacking up with the Frenchie's "future self" who looks too much like Tyler to be allowed, I'd say yes, you're a loon by default.

[entirely too horrified for a proper snarky reply, kthnx] I've been what?

[smirks, cause this is kinda funny] Shacking up with the bloke who calls himself 'Master.' You're snogging a murderer. Getting feisty with the bum bandit. Might I go on?

I'd kind of prefer you didn't.

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