✘ 42 (THIS NUMBER MAKES ME EXCITED :D /loser)

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[See Ianto. See coffee machine. See Ianto fixing coffee machine.

He's pretty clearly unhappy about his coffee machine being damaged to say the least. He's also pretty distracted by it, and possibly by thinking of what he'd like to whoever (or whatever) broke it.

Nope, Ianto is definitely not a happy bunny right now. Approaching with caution might be wise.]

Comments

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

As a general rule of thumb, we don't shag the aliens.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Is that so.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Obviously.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I'll admit myself surprised. Your Captain alone must have snogged half of them. I can't imagine what the rest of you get up to.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

He isn't quite that bad. And the rest of us haven-- [Well, okay... he might actually have a point there. Not that he's about to admit it.]

We don't shag the aliens.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Liar. It's nothing to be ashamed of, Mister Jones. A number of us are very attractive. Time Lords have self-reparative cells, humans from the future as improved in aesthetics as you are from humans in your past, and aliens that don't look precisely like humans have the whole xenophilia thing going for them, I suppose.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Well, I've never shagged them. And as far as I know, none of the others have intentionally.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

How do you have sex on accident? That seems very careless.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[SIGH. Why are you so frustrating, Master?] I'm fairly certain it's more a matter of not realising the species.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Oh, you really must be more clear with your modifiers.

And your checks for diseases. Wouldn't want alien diseases.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

I can assure you, none of us have contracted any sort of alien disease.