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[the ever-immaculate Master now looks rather dishevelled, so of course he's taking the moment to try to straighten his clothing out]

...He won't stop petting me.

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Drives you crazy, doesn't it?

The utterly pretentious hypocrisy? Yes, yes it does.

I figured it would, since y'know, you're evil and all.

What a quaint little label, 'evil.' The Doctor is the antithesis to much of who I am, but I hardly see how that makes me evil.

I mean generally. ...or something. But if the Doctor is good, wouldn't that make you evil?

--then again, he's not always good.

Precisely.

Besides, 'evil' is pure malevolence, an untempered desire for destruction. Destruction is merely a means. That I enjoy it is incidental. There is much more to be had from the universe than that.

So you're saying you're not completely evil. Or not evil at all.

Evil's hardly a reason to live, is it? There's more meaning to my life than that.

I dunno. Some people live purely for the sake of making other people miserable.

How very boring of them.

If you say so.....

Well, for one, they miss out on the joy of Bollywood. Scones, for another. Jelly Babies, the chocolates they leave on your pillow at better hotels, and, oh! The way you can just spin the iPod interface. One of the greater joys in life.

You're easily amused, aren't you?

Of course I am, I'm a genius!

Ever watched The Clangers? Now that is quality television. Also amusing is forcing the Doctor to sit through an episode of The Teletubbies on the pretext of my redemption through quality bonding time.

I haven't, no.

--Teletubbies? Seriously?

He hates them. ...Might have something to do with the fact that I once played a game with him over The Teletubbies during my reign over the Earth. Fun game, actually! A lot like a drinking game. We had a pool of a thousand humans. Every time the Teletubbies said a nonsense word, I got to kill a human. Every time they said a real word, he got to choose a human to save. We played again over Lewis Carroll. Gave him better odds.

Edited 2008-03-18 01:17 (UTC)

....sounds like a blast, really.

I had fun. He was a bit sullen.

Can't imagine why.

I think it was the Gandalf bit.

[Blinks] Gandalf?

's what he looked like.

Why's that?

I aged him! Well, suspended his regenerative capacities and aged him a tad.

....how much is a tad?