013 - Lucky Thirteen (Experiment Start)

[mercwamouth]

[[Experiment start]]

[Experiment? What do you mean experi--]

[Why aren't I talking?]

[...]

...

[...Oh you fuckers. Fix this now or I find you and rip your vocal cords out. And then use them as shoelaces. I assume you can.]

[Great. Now I have to listen to this without the comfort of knowing everyone within earshot felt my pain.]

[Don't worry, if I find those Twins, they'll be feeling more than enough pain to make up for it.]

Comments

[mercwamouth]

[I suck at charades and I ironically can't draw. Think of something else.]

[didorothy]

...Texting? Writing things on picket signs? I hear the written word used to have some currency. In the '70s, we use stone tablets.

[mercwamouth]

[Are you just going to sit there and let Sam make all the jokes?]

[Apparently.]

[What happened to you, man?]

...

[didorothy]

This is... a bit disturbing, actually. Like if the Guv stopped roughing up suspects.

[mercwamouth]

[Or if you got laid.]

[That was a pretty good one.]

[didorothy]

[just stares at him a bit, because yeah, this is weird]

Right. I'll just get back to work, then.

[pauses, and then disappears from the Plane]

[mercwamouth]

[Man, he seemed pretty weirded out. I wonder how much longer it'd take before he loses his mind in the weirdness. I guess that's one good thing from this experiment.]