013 - Lucky Thirteen (Experiment Start)

[mercwamouth]

[[Experiment start]]

[Experiment? What do you mean experi--]

[Why aren't I talking?]

[...]

...

[...Oh you fuckers. Fix this now or I find you and rip your vocal cords out. And then use them as shoelaces. I assume you can.]

[Great. Now I have to listen to this without the comfort of knowing everyone within earshot felt my pain.]

[Don't worry, if I find those Twins, they'll be feeling more than enough pain to make up for it.]

Comments

[madamemoiselle]

{Tilts her head}

Ne, Wade is quiet today! Is something wrong?

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool starts flailing]

[YES! Very wrong! I don't know sign language!]

[Grasps at throat and throws out his hands]

[AND I suck at charades.]

[madamemoiselle]

{oh shit 8(} Ah? Are you choking again?

[mercwamouth]

[NO! ARGH!]

[Waves his hands]

[madamemoiselle]

Ne, Wade, I'm afraid I don't understand! Can you not talk?

[mercwamouth]

[Thumbs up!]

[madamemoiselle]

{Oh, well at least he's not dying.}

Uhm...Really? Just for no reason, or...?

[mercwamouth]

[Mimes laughing maniacally and then putting up two fingers]

[madamemoiselle]

{She doesn't really get what he means, but when weird things happen here, there's only one logical explanation}

Did the Twins take away your voice?

[mercwamouth]

[madamemoiselle]

{That's...actually kind of funny. She laughs a little}

Ne, I guess you annoyed them too much!

[mercwamouth]

[madamemoiselle]

I'm just kidding, of course~ {Maybe} Don't look at me with such a scary face!

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

Cat got your tongue?

[mercwamouth]

[Maybe, but I shot the cat who tried to take my gun, so that's still working.]

[mercwamouth]

[madamemoiselle]

{Smiles}

That's better. Ah, but on the bright side, it won't last very long. They never do.

[mercwamouth]

[That's true... but a better question is how long can I last like this.]

[madamemoiselle]

{Thoughtfully, as she tries to think of what to say}

Well, without Wade to keep a conversation, I guess I have to, right? Let's see...

Ah, well, as a little thing, Josef is taking me to town soon. I would guess Sunday. He only took me out a few times, so I'll probably going to church with him, for once. Isn't that funny, though, for him? But I sang for them the time that I went. I was thinking about singing for the Plane again, since people seem to enjoy it.

[mercwamouth]

[A blood-sucker in church. Well, at least it keeps with tradition.]

[Thumbs up]

[didorothy]

[it says a lot about how Sam feels about Deadpool that he doesn't think it's that weird for Deadpool to stand around making faces]

Deadpool?

[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

[and Lucy takes a moment out of her otherwise really-not-in-a-good-place-right-now life to revel in this blissfully silent moment]

Ah, isn't that wonderful? You're much better this way, I have to say.

[madamemoiselle]

Then I guess when I go, I'll take a break part of the way through to come here. It's very boring, after all. Maybe that way I could stay awake this time. Well, I mean that I fell asleep the first time I went with him, and he scolded me for it.

[contract_star]

You stole my things, didn't you?

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Hey, Dead.