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realityshifted2008-03-16 03:26 am
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02 ∞ Mabel?
[Out of nowhere, Shawn bounds into the Astral Plane carrying a very large stuffed purple bear that says "HUG ME" in bright green letters on its belly. He plops the bear down and stands there for a minute, seeming quite satisfied with himself- his usual big, toothy grin in full force.]
"So! Interesting story." [He announces to the Astral Plane and gestures to the bear.] "Mostly involving guns...and this..giant, purple stuffed bear I've affectionately christened Mabel."
[A pause.]
"As of yesterday's County Fair, I am officially Santa Barbara California's 'sharpest little shooter.' With a gun."
[He's even got demonstrative evidence- the gun used. He raises a clear, plastic neon squirt gun and pumps the trigger twice with a finger, giving two 'squirts' straight up into the air.]
"A big responsibility, I know. But I'm mostly confident I can handle it. Please, at your whimsy, feel free to come closer and admire the sweetness." [He flips the water pistol on a finger and hooks it on his belt in a rather showy fashion.] "I am, after all, not really armed."
"So! Interesting story." [He announces to the Astral Plane and gestures to the bear.] "Mostly involving guns...and this..giant, purple stuffed bear I've affectionately christened Mabel."
[A pause.]
"As of yesterday's County Fair, I am officially Santa Barbara California's 'sharpest little shooter.' With a gun."
[He's even got demonstrative evidence- the gun used. He raises a clear, plastic neon squirt gun and pumps the trigger twice with a finger, giving two 'squirts' straight up into the air.]
"A big responsibility, I know. But I'm mostly confident I can handle it. Please, at your whimsy, feel free to come closer and admire the sweetness." [He flips the water pistol on a finger and hooks it on his belt in a rather showy fashion.] "I am, after all, not really armed."

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[Rolls his eyes a little, mildly amused that this topic has persisted for so long.]
I like to think we were evenly matched, desperadoes on the range. Drawing, for our lives.
But, yes... Moving on. Seeing as we've both felt mildly offended together in different forms, I believe it's time for introductions. [places his right hand on his chest, with a smile] I'm Shawn. [then he extends his arm to Shun, in a gesture for him to introduce himself, as well.]
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Ohhh, come on. If you really want to know - I had a little harmless bet going with the neighborhood kids, and I accidentally got a little carried away.
I'll have you know I do have every intention of sharing the spoils, rights, and what have you. [puts a hand on his chest] Scout's honor. [said sincerely]
So, are we good?
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So, Shun, what's with this whole..armor thing? [Gestures to his armor] Are you some kind of space warrior?
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But seriously, now. What's a 'Saint of Athena'?
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