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[Bai appears on the plane clutching two glossy pieces of paper and looking extremely curious.

...Mainly about the pole dancing one, ahem] Well... That's odd... No name, no address, not anything except these two things.

[Tilts her head and examines them again] Hm... Does anybody here know what exactly these things are?

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[He's examining his own. Which had nothing to do with poledancing, thanks.]

What manner of letter is this...? T'is a painting like no other.

[Kodak did not exist in the Middle Ages.]

[What a pity... Anyway, Bai will be looking even more curious] You've got them too?

Only this one. [He holds up the picture of the person laying on the ground.] Unfamiliar printing, no doubt. And obscure at best...

Oh! I got that one too... Though I'm not really sure what it's about.

Neither am I. Many things on this Astral Plane are unfamiliar to me.

Of course they are, this place is just odd.

Odd, but... not unpleasant, much of the time.

...Well, I've been to more unpleasant places.

... As have I.

Really? What sort of places?

A demon's lair, most recently, hidden in the bowels of a cathedral.

Ever been to the netherworld?

[... This look means, 'are you serious?']

... No. I cannot say I have, nor that such a place exists on my world save in legend.

[Bai's smirk means "You bet I am baby"]

I spent a few thousand years there.

[a verrrry long pause, and he blinks, very amphibian]

I-I see.

{Smiiiiiiiiiiirk] I'm out now though.

How... fortunate for you!

Less fortunate for my siblings {Grin]

Ah-...

[Frog has quickly deducted that he does not want to know anything more about this chick.]

[Good decision Frog, GOOD DECISION!] Not that I cannabilized them...

O-of course! I would never accuse you of something like that, m'lady. [For some reason, his 'snaaaake!' instincts are going off. He doesn't even realize it.]

Good, they'd taste horrible anyway.

Heh heh heh. [>>;]

[curious glance] They look like magazine adverts.

[Glance up] ...They have adverts?

[he shrugs] Most do. It makes them extra money.

[Frown] Ah... So these were ripped out of magazines?

Probably. What do they say?

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[<i<Frown</i>] Well, one says something about headphones and the other one... Says something about pole dancing classes.

It's a bad idea of a joke.

Annoying, too.

I find it quite fascinating, I mean the possibilities...

What kind of possibilities could possibly be of value?

[Opens her mouth and then hesitates, because she's very slowly learning tact] Just... Something.

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