http://humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-02-04 06:28 pm

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[Bai appears on the plane clutching two glossy pieces of paper and looking extremely curious.

...Mainly about the pole dancing one, ahem
] Well... That's odd... No name, no address, not anything except these two things.

[Tilts her head and examines them again] Hm... Does anybody here know what exactly these things are?

[identity profile] herosmedal.livejournal.com 2009-02-04 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's examining his own. Which had nothing to do with poledancing, thanks.]

What manner of letter is this...? T'is a painting like no other.

[Kodak did not exist in the Middle Ages.]

[identity profile] exiledtrion.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[curious glance] They look like magazine adverts.

[identity profile] eyehax.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's a bad idea of a joke.

Annoying, too.

[identity profile] exiledtrion.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[he shrugs] Most do. It makes them extra money.

[identity profile] eyehax.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of possibilities could possibly be of value?

[identity profile] herosmedal.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Only this one. [He holds up the picture of the person laying on the ground.] Unfamiliar printing, no doubt. And obscure at best...

[identity profile] herosmedal.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither am I. Many things on this Astral Plane are unfamiliar to me.

[identity profile] herosmedal.livejournal.com 2009-02-07 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Odd, but... not unpleasant, much of the time.

[identity profile] exiledtrion.livejournal.com 2009-02-07 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Probably. What do they say?

[identity profile] herosmedal.livejournal.com 2009-02-07 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
... As have I.

[identity profile] herosmedal.livejournal.com 2009-02-08 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
A demon's lair, most recently, hidden in the bowels of a cathedral.

[identity profile] herosmedal.livejournal.com 2009-02-08 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[... This look means, 'are you serious?']

... No. I cannot say I have, nor that such a place exists on my world save in legend.

[identity profile] herosmedal.livejournal.com 2009-02-08 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[a verrrry long pause, and he blinks, very amphibian]

I-I see.

[identity profile] herosmedal.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
How... fortunate for you!

[identity profile] herosmedal.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah-...

[Frog has quickly deducted that he does not want to know anything more about this chick.]

[identity profile] herosmedal.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
O-of course! I would never accuse you of something like that, m'lady. [For some reason, his 'snaaaake!' instincts are going off. He doesn't even realize it.]

[identity profile] herosmedal.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh heh heh. [>>;]