Calamus 004

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[First he runs into Pollution. Then he goes home and finds THE RITZ. FULL, WORKING, BEAUTIFUL. So he's both furious and panicked now, because that means he and Crowley have started to merge and OH GOD WHAT DID CROWLEY GET? So he's trying to surreptitiously locate the demon--and not doing too well at it, considering his wings are out and occasionally giving off little waves of heat.]

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[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[And Crowley is currently trying to avoid both his daughter and the incarnation of filth, so he's chillin' in a corner booth of the Astral bar with a tall glass of something alcoholic and a book.]

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[AHA. The second check of the bar reveals a Crowley. Az doesn't even bother fixing himself a drink, just heads straight for the demon and sits down.] Pollution is here. And I have the Ritz.

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[The demon is taking a long pull from his glass, and the first statement receives only a "Mm." The second, however, he nearly chokes on.]

The Ritz? The Ritz?

[extutela.livejournal.com]

Yes, the bloody Ritz!

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[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[....]

2/2

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

That...that's even better than we could've hoped!

[And now he's sitting up in the booth, grinning.]

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Aziraphale? Is something troubling you?

[extutela.livejournal.com]

I have a merger. And Pollution is here.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

A merger? Ah, with Crowley, I assume? And what do you mean by "pollution?"

[extutela.livejournal.com]

Yes. I need to make sure some idiot hasn't killed him. [A growl] Pollution! The Pollution, the embodiment of refuse and decay!

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

I do not think that Crowley would be defeated very easily.

Ah... [She growls as well.] Yes, I have met him. He said his name is White, and he smelled... [Of Sei-an during the plague, of water tainted with cholera, of a poisoned well. She shakes herself off.] Foul.

[contract_star]

[Lurking. He's still very wary of this Az.]

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[Turns sharply, a little wave of heat going out.] Why him? Why one of them?

[contract_star]

[Tentatively,] Something wrong?

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[He sees Hei and hesitates, then growls.] Pollution. They brought Pollution here.

[contract_star]

...The forest seems alright to me...

[usagipino]

[Pino can't really feel the heat (aside from her automatically taking the air's temperature), but she senses that Something is Wrong.]

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[He notices her and does his best to calm down. With a slightly tense smile,] Hello, Pino.

[usagipino]

Az looks like Hoody does when he's thinking really hard.

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[Gentles a bit.] Do I? I suppose that's because I just met someone I didn't expect to here.

[usagipino]

Someone you didn't expect? Were they scary?

[mercwamouth]

Well if it isn't England's favorite gay angel.

You know, after Elton John.

How's it going, Az?

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[He would beg your pardon, but WHAT. WHAT?] Excuse me?

[Oh wait.] Ah. Deadpool.

[mercwamouth]

Jeez, Az, how distracted do you have to be to not recognize a guy in red spandex at first glance?

[extutela.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but I've never met you before.