Calamus 002

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[An angel with white wings unfolded appears on the plane, poking determinedly at something that appears to be an iPhone. It makes a very odd picture, as he's wearing flowing robes, sandals, and a sword at his hip. After a moment he scowls and looks around.]

All right, where are you, Crowley? I've managed to access these... lewd messages of yours, but how do I get rid of them? Do you realize where I was?! That ring-thing kept playing every five minutes, they were all staring, and then I tried to make it stop and that message about whatsispants getting... getting... sexually excited started playing to the entire room!

Comments

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

..what the hell..

[it's bad enough she's seen a talking cat but wings? seems to be pushing it.]

[extutela.livejournal.com]

...quite the opposite, actually.

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

And a sense of humor. Great.

[extutela.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry?

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

..those are real, aren't they?

[extutela.livejournal.com]

Those? Those what?

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

Everything you're wearing.

Those..

..those things on your back.

[extutela.livejournal.com]

Of course everything I'm wearing is real, and yes, the wings are as well.

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

So this is what they meant.

[extutela.livejournal.com]

What is what who meant?