http://extutela.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] extutela.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-01-18 12:12 am
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Calamus 002

[An angel with white wings unfolded appears on the plane, poking determinedly at something that appears to be an iPhone. It makes a very odd picture, as he's wearing flowing robes, sandals, and a sword at his hip. After a moment he scowls and looks around.]

All right, where are you, Crowley? I've managed to access these... lewd messages of yours, but how do I get rid of them? Do you realize where I was?! That ring-thing kept playing every five minutes, they were all staring, and then I tried to make it stop and that message about whatsispants getting... getting... sexually excited started playing to the entire room!
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contract_star: (i didn't mean it that way)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-18 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Hei takes an automatic step backward the moment he spots him.]

I don't want to fight or anything...I just wanted to apologize.

[identity profile] extutela.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
[He slips the phone into some discreet pocket.] I don't believe I'm the one you should apologize to.
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contract_star: (you think there will be puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-18 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm aware of that, and I'm working on it. I haven't seen him lately. But in any case...

[He bows formally.] I apologize for overreacting.

[identity profile] extutela.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
[A loooooong pause.] Apology accepted, though I want to make abundantly clear the fact that I will kill you should I find out your hurt him in any way again.
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[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-18 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
I understand.

Though you should know that if he comes after me like he has in the past, I'm going to fight back.

[identity profile] extutela.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
'Like he has in the past'? Crowley is many things: a fighter is not one of them.
contract_star: (never be part of it)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-18 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Is about to protest this but decides against it and sighs.] This is becoming a habit for us. I'm never sure who starts it. It's just never gotten as serious as it did the other day. That was entirely my fault.

[identity profile] extutela.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[...he does not like that.] As a general rule, angels try to keep their kills clean, but as I said before, should I find you damaging him again in that way, I will kill you. And I will make it as lasting and as painful as is possible with the power that I have.
contract_star: (you could come with me)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-18 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Meets Aziraphale's eyes.] I believe it.
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