Calamus 002

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[An angel with white wings unfolded appears on the plane, poking determinedly at something that appears to be an iPhone. It makes a very odd picture, as he's wearing flowing robes, sandals, and a sword at his hip. After a moment he scowls and looks around.]

All right, where are you, Crowley? I've managed to access these... lewd messages of yours, but how do I get rid of them? Do you realize where I was?! That ring-thing kept playing every five minutes, they were all staring, and then I tried to make it stop and that message about whatsispants getting... getting... sexually excited started playing to the entire room!

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[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[He creeps closer, eyes not leaving the wings for a second.]

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[And he turns and spots Ianto.] Er... hallo.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[...damn. Busted. Determined to actually get his prey this time, Ianto jumps for his wings.]

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[He physics!tweaks!himself out of the way, alarmed.] What--?!

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Ianto's pretty alarmed himself. What the hell just happened? D:]

[extutela.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, but what were you trying to do?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[He mrrs, eyeing Aziraphale warily, and starts licking his hand.]

[extutela.livejournal.com]

My dear boy, that's entirely unhygienic.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Lick, lick, lick, and onto face scrubbing. Still watching you, Azi.]