ext_162034 ([identity profile] marthajonesmd.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-01-09 08:06 am

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[Martha is cooking! Unfortunately, it's hard to tell what she's cooking, because whatever it was is now a blackened lump in the skillet, and there are flames leaping up. So she's not really cooking as much as she's trying to find a fire extinguisher or a towel, or possibly some water. Or, you know, something to put out the fire.

...which has now spread to the towel she just used to try to smother it, whoops. Fire control is not Martha's forte.]


((ooc: Experiment over!))

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's probably banned from the kitchen if that's how she acts. :|] Not a problem. Just try and remember that dry towels are usually flammable next time.

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[I think that's actually what happens in every deviance.] Wet towels. Dry ones will just make the situation worse.

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
What were you trying to make, anyway?
Edited 2009-01-09 16:38 (UTC)

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[...that looks nothing like rice, Martha.] I think you should probably stick to microwaving it next time. And refrain from making chips.

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Too dry too.

((...ignore the random Ben account. :|))