051: But I Can Safely Say that I Should Have Been Sleeping the Day Away

[contract_star]

[Hei is smoldering. Not in the emotional sense--in the literal sense. Smoke is seeping from a patch on his shoulder and his hair, and there are still a few glowing embers in the hood of his green coat. He's also covered in dust and rubble. Fortunately he's pretty much uninjured, aside from a few random bruises.]

Contractors. What were they thinking? But it can't be the...

[He heaves a sigh, his expression halfway between bemusement and exasperation.] What a day...and if that was really the mansion bef--ow!

[He slaps at the back of his neck, dislodging a few embers, which wink out finally as they fall to the Plane floor.]

Comments

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool appears with a fire extinguisher and covers Hei in way more of the stuff than was needed at all]

Thank God I was here, right?

[contract_star]

[OH MY GOD I HATE YOU. So now Hei is covered in white dust/foam/frost stuff and is now shivering and is just sort of staring at Deadpool.]

Deadpool...I am going to kill you.

[mercwamouth]

Jeez, Frosty, that's no way to thank the guy who saved you from a possible slight burn.

[lamb_of_gold]

[There are just NO WORDS, so Mu comes up behind him and begins to dust away anything he can see that happens to be glowing orange]

[contract_star]

Mu. Uh...thanks.

I know what you're thinking, but I had nothing to do with this.

[lamb_of_gold]

I will take your word for it, then. But I will forever wonder how you end up in situations like these.

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[a snicker]

My my, that looks familiar.

[contract_star]

Nice. [Trying to dust off the embers now.]

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[Crowley grins, but at the same time he's staring at your coat, Hei. I think you'll find that whatever was left smouldering is now extinguished.]

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

What happened to you?

[contract_star]

Train accident.

...

I didn't do it.

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

[Is amused] So was it a real accident?

[madamemoiselle]

{Sorry Hei, she's not going to help.}

Ne, what happened now?

[contract_star]

[That's alright, he'll just dust himself off.]

I swear, it wasn't my fault. There was a train accident...it's probably all over the news by now. Is Yin alright? Is she with you?

[madamemoiselle]

A train accident, really? You're alright, right?

Ah, but she is, yes. She's fine. Why wouldn't she be?

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

[Blinks... and, can't resist.]

Oh my, if aren't you hot, Li-kun~ [smiles~]

[contract_star]

...

[Hei closes his eyes briefly and concentrates on not just electrocuting Juliet right here and now. It takes him a moment.]

Yes. I hadn't noticed. Thank you, Juliet. [Dusting himself off now.]

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

[Is staring but still edging over to try and help ..Did a house fall on you?

[contract_star]

No...a flaming train. [Slight smile as he dusts himself off.] Don't think I've seen you before.

[opiumandsmiles.livejournal.com]

... [HMMMMs] Do you usually appear on the Plane with some sort of ailment? That's certainly interesting~ Still, those embers look uncomfortable.

[contract_star]

No. I mean, not usually. I didn't even-- [Gives up and starts trying to dust off the embers.]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[A dog starts yapping, and lo, a moment later Haruki (the puppy version) is bouncing around Hei's knees, a great deal larger than his first appearance on the plane but still all angles and un-coordination. Misaki jogs after him, carrying a drool-smeared ball.]

No! Bad-- Hei? [Worried waifu mode activated.]


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[contract_star]

[Hi, waifu! I'm on fire.] Misaki. It's not bad, really. I'm fine.

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

[DISMAY] Signore?

[contract_star]

[He's finding himself not quite as wanting-to-flee from her as usual.] Henrietta. I'm fine, really. See, I'm not even hurt.