contract_star: (you could come with me)
BK-201 ([personal profile] contract_star) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-01-07 11:57 pm

051: But I Can Safely Say that I Should Have Been Sleeping the Day Away

[Hei is smoldering. Not in the emotional sense--in the literal sense. Smoke is seeping from a patch on his shoulder and his hair, and there are still a few glowing embers in the hood of his green coat. He's also covered in dust and rubble. Fortunately he's pretty much uninjured, aside from a few random bruises.]

Contractors. What were they thinking? But it can't be the...

[He heaves a sigh, his expression halfway between bemusement and exasperation.] What a day...and if that was really the mansion bef--ow!

[He slaps at the back of his neck, dislodging a few embers, which wink out finally as they fall to the Plane floor.]
mercwamouth: (thumbs up)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-08 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Deadpool appears with a fire extinguisher and covers Hei in way more of the stuff than was needed at all]

Thank God I was here, right?
lamb_of_gold: (bloody hell!)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2009-01-08 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[There are just NO WORDS, so Mu comes up behind him and begins to dust away anything he can see that happens to be glowing orange]
lamb_of_gold: (Happy: Smarmy)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2009-01-08 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
I will take your word for it, then. But I will forever wonder how you end up in situations like these.
mercwamouth: (smile)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-08 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Jeez, Frosty, that's no way to thank the guy who saved you from a possible slight burn.
lamb_of_gold: (LAWL HAI GAIZ!@)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2009-01-08 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
That depends entirely on your outlook.
mercwamouth: (buh close up)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-08 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Deadpool's face spins with the blow, though he doesn't stumble or really react in any other way]

...I thought you were a jolly, happy soul.

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[a snicker]

My my, that looks familiar.
mercwamouth: (it's okay)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-08 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you cry. He'll be back again some day.
mercwamouth: (arms crossed pose)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-08 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
So what went down?

[identity profile] buckingbronco.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
What happened to you?
mercwamouth: (not listening)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-08 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Who died? Anyone of consequence?
mercwamouth: (serious close up)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-08 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
...then that's bad news for otherwise decent Contractors like yourself?
mercwamouth: (cockeye close up)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-08 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
...So what does that mean? Contractors are running amok?

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