http://cyfor.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-12-31 12:52 am

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[Enter Cy, curled up on a familiar woolen scarf that may belong to a familiar lavender-haired personage of Saintly leanings. Said scarf has been bundled into a clumsy nest on the seat of a horrible armchair. Said armchair looks like it belongs in a museum, in a dump, or in a neglected flat with horrible seventies furnishings that, like the decade, have acquired a thin yet irremovable coating of dust.]

[She is surrounded by O-fuda tags. They are stuck to the chair, scattered on the ground, and in several cases tangled in Cy's own fur, along with bizarre looking wires that could have come from something alien.]

[Something alien and important, no less.]

[Kitty is tired. She has been exploring the changes in her little world. She likes them! Mostly. You need more cat-friendly toys in your apartment, Sam.]

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
[He blinks, looking puzzled for a few moments. Then realisation hits him.]

--you...

Oh, you haven't.

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
Cy. Please tell me you didn't get that wire from the Hub?

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
...how much fish did you eat?

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be worried if you had. You're a lot smaller than she is.

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
[...oh, God.] You weren't big when you ate the fish, were you?

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well, that's a relief. Might not even have to go out and buy anymore if you were only this size.

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
If you visit more I will train the pterodactyl to hunt cats.

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Look... the Hub isn't a safe place for you. And Myfanwy's expensive enough without you coming in and eating her food.

[identity profile] damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, well I doubt she appreciates you eating it.