010 - Duh

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool appears next to the chair of plastic explosives he brought to the Plane a while back. He begins to break it down into clumps and starts wiring them.]

[What are you doing?]

What's it look like?

[Boom time.]

[But we aren't getting paid.]

[Again.]

[So why are we wasting the last of our munitions?]

[And our last good chair.]

This part isn't about money. This is about the principle.

[And fun.]

And fun.

[Yeah, yeah, whatever, fine. Just don't use our TiVo as a missile shield next.]

Worked in "Tropic Thunder".

[Hey, where was the spoiler alert?]

Comments

[madamemoiselle]

Ne, Deadpool looks like he's having fun, as usual! What are you doing today?

[mercwamouth]

Blowing up a mansion.

Happy Hanukkah.

[madamemoiselle]

Oh, really? You're doing that for Hanukkah? Have fun, I guess.

[mercwamouth]

Not big on sarcasm, are you?

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

The Robert Downey Jr. film? Can't say I've seen it.

[mercwamouth]

Give it a rent. He's hilarious. Makes a better Tony Stark than you.

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

Of course he does. [a laugh]

And thank you, but no. I have a strict "no Ben Stiller movies" policy.

[mercwamouth]

If it helps, he's captured and tortured by a prepubescent Asian drug lord.

[didorothy]

Tell me I don't want to try to foolishly arrest you for whatever it is you're doing.

[mercwamouth]

Probably 'cause Diva likes me.

Or maybe you like me, I dunno.

Would it help if I said that they're already mostly dead, have it coming, and are outside of your jurisdiction.

[didorothy]

The third last is the most likely one to work, I think. Why are you blowing up mostly dead things?

[mercwamouth]

Zombies who almost tried to eat me for eternity.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Dare I even ask what you are up to now, Deadpool?

[mercwamouth]

If a goddess doesn't dare, who does?

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

[Giggles.] Well, then?

[mercwamouth]

Blowing up a mansion full of zombies.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Lemme guess. Big fight?

[mercwamouth]

Yup. This stuff is for after, though.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Yeah? What 'zactly is going down?

[coil-legacy.livejournal.com]

[She's standing at a distance in case he tries anything.]

What are you doing?

[mercwamouth]

...Science project.

[coil-legacy.livejournal.com]

...Right.

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

[grimace]

I never got the appeal of that movie.

[mercwamouth]

It's funny. What's to get?

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

It's stupid.