they all assume I'm a patient because of the cane

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Dammit, and I was hoping that there was a new strip club in town. There's only so many times you can watch a hooker pole dance before it's the same thing every time you go. Or, with the cheaper ones, it literally is the same every time.

{He takes that as a chance to pull out his Vicodin and swallow a few}

This really is a bad trip, though. Which is funny, because I never get bad trips. I would almost say that I'm asleep or hallucinating, but since I haven't gotten shot or in an accident lately, the second one is kind of unlikely. Oh, that and the fact that my ear still hurts from talking to Cuddy five minutes ago, can't be asleep.

There's a lot of sci-fi plots that go like this, I think. Random person ends up in a random place, hijinks ensue. But unfortunately, I'm not a good candidate for those kinds of things. Bum leg kind of prevents me from running away from the threat of the week. I could totally take an alien in a cane fight, though. But bad science fiction plot devices aside, I guess I've got...

{He looks at his watch}

"X" number of minutes until my trip is over and I get to go back to my very happy job of avoiding clinic duty for another hour and a half. With any luck, whatever drug made me think about some kind of weird observatory with a...coliseum in it will last long enough that I can miss the whole thing. Or at least tell Cuddy that I'm too hungover to do clinic duty so she'll have to get a nurse to do it. Like she already should be.

Hopefully I can look back and laugh at this later, since it sucks now. Or maybe I can just figure out what it was and give some to Wilson, and laugh at him.

...Actually, that sounds like a plan.

Comments

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

[slides in, quite literally. He may or may not have some rubble from some building on his shoulder]

You're timing your time here? Ooooh, good to know I'm not the only one working on out-experimenting the experimenters.

Experimentations. Experi----well, you know.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

...Wonderful.

See, that's pretty novel. I wouldn't imagine that I would get a guy on crack in my trip. That's counterproductive.

[didorothy]

[frowning at him, arms folded]

It isn't a trip.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

{He frowns right back}

Then what is it, oh wise one?

[handysparehand.livejournal.com]

[stares for a moment, letting House finish his monologue]

I'm fairly certain you could probably just carry on this conversation on your own, but unfortunately or fortunately, depending on your perspective, you're not hallucinating.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Hallucinating and bad trip, those are kind of separate, though. One is induced and the other is...well, induced, but not from taking drugs, usually. That one is more like brain damage.

[lamb_of_gold]

Unfortunately, no drugs were involved in you being brought here.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

How do you know that? I mean, Thirteen seems like a frisky girl, she could have slipped something in my drink to try and jump me.

After all, your hair is lavender.

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[...] You talk a lot. [She sorta tuned out after the first paragraph.]

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

I didn't expect the Cheshire cat to talk back.

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

[watches him, carefully, eyes narrowed as she considers this very grumpy human from a distance. his negative attitude isn't much different than Jun's, really, but he talks about stuff Jun never does and she's rather intrigued by this whole 'sci-fi' thing]

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

{wow wtf are those clothes. and hair.}

So are you a midget or a toddler? One into lolita fashion, it seems like.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

[raises a delicate eyebrow at him] You have quite a way with words about you, don't you, my good sir?

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

It seems like that. Really gets the ladies.

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

[The stupid child in Juliet has the urge to accidentally kick that cane, but that experiment has ended and... maybe later~]

Another fine example of mankind~! How lovely~! [chuckles] Hookers, drugs and such a nice way to threat others~ I assume you're some kind of doctor even?

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

{Kick the cane and you die} Diagnostician.

And you're a fine example of I'm-not-even-sure-kind. Man, women. You're a trannie. Totally a trannie, right?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[looks Very Displeased at the mention of tripping]

I suggest you get used to it. You're gonna be seeing this place a lot.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Really? I told Cuddy "no, I won't have sex with you", but dammit, that woman is persistent. If she's going to keep slipping me drugs, I guess I have to cut back on the Vicodin.

[opiumandsmiles.livejournal.com]

If you need drugs for Wilson I'm the man you should talk to.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Sweet, I even get dealers in my hallucination.

[mercwamouth]

...I love the holiday season!

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Why? Because of all the astounding holiday cheer?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Blink] ...An observatory?

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

A big room full of stars...?

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[Have a demon man in a suit and sunglasses nearby lighting a cigarette. When he speaks he doesn't bother to take the cigarette out of his mouth, just talks around it.]

It's not a trip, for whatever that's worth. Though there's a good chance you'll wish it was before very long.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

It's not. Sure. If it's not, I already wish it was.

[contract_star]

[Have a Hei who looks suspiciously like he got drunk, got in a fight, and passed out recently. He stares at House for a moment.]

It's not a hallucination, not a dream, and not drugs.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Bad science fiction, then?

[anjelsword.livejournal.com]

Poor Wilson. [Aniki has been standing there through the entire monologue, arms crossed, sweaty from a jog around the plane. She is heartily amused by the whole affair.]

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

He's a big boy. He can handle himself, don't worry.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Ah! A talkative one! How delightful~

Hm, but, welcome to the Astral Plane. It is a rather nice place, most of the time.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

...Oh boy, now talking dogs. Just what I needed.

[scienceandgod.livejournal.com]

You could go back whenever you wanted to.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

I could, but then that would ruin all this fun, wouldn't it? How often do I get to hallucinate crap like this?