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[Suffering severe trauma leads to taking an holiday. Taking an holiday leads to intense boredom. And intense boredom leads to ~~the Dark Side~~ Sam Tyler in a waist apron]

Fumie, we're having pasta alla carbonara tonight.

And, uh, if anyone else is hungry... I have a lot of spare time right now. [muttered] Can't believe the satellite and the internet went out at the same time...

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[looks up, perhaps a bit startled, and rather oblivious to the implications of his words] It's all about you, then?

[mildly] Not to be arrogant but basically yes.

That's, uh... bit worrisome, actually. ...And you say you need him? Why?

Ah, well... [shifts and looks up] Gallifrey is gone. There aren't anymore Time Lords. Just me and him. Well, where we are, anyway. There's Romana and a few of us 'here', too. But...I dunno, I suppose your home and your species being taken away leads to some interesting thoughts. And when I found the Master again, I thought...maybe I had a second chance. Maybe this time things could be different. It's not as simple as starting over, of course. But it's something.

Then... is it really him you need?

[snorts] I wondered about it, trust me. But I do want him. He's brilliant, Sam! I could talk for hours with him, just debating things! He's...well, always said, it's a bit like we share a mind. It's a different level.

How much.... [frowns] If you think he's something worth fighting for, then you can't give up.

If you want to ask me something, you're welcome to. But! Well, I am fighting for it. Don't worry. But thank you.

You said he was an hopeless case.

Quite possibly, yes.

Maybe you have the wrong goal. Maybe you need to find something more attainable to work towards. And from there, you can assess what your next goals would be.

You make it sound like I'm investing in stocks. What's a better goal, then?

What's something you want about him - with him, from him, whatever - that you know is possible?

Uhm, well...I can get him to stay. I mean, he's never actually left, so there's that. And...not sure what else he'd be willing to do.

I don't know him very well, but maybe there's some sort of compromise you can offer to him. ...It makes me sick to think about compromising with someone with that many crimes to his names. [sighs]

[a pause]

Of all the things I didn't expect, "Giving an alien advice on how to deal with his evil boyfriend" has to be one of the top ones.

Hm, compromise... [frowns softly, then gives him a strange look] He's not my boyfriend.

[gives him a strange look back] No, he's just the evil archenemy that you've decided you can't live without, so you're forcing him to stay with you. Breakfast must be a bit odd. ... Reminds me a bit of Misery, actually.

Actually, he's the one who locked me up and broke my bones when he felt like it. He still breaks them sometimes. But that's a bit different.

--you let him break your arms?

[rubs his neck awkwardly] I don't let him. Just, well. He's got violent mood swings.

... Battered spouse.

[exasperated] We're not married, either.

Only common law, yeah.

If we wanted to get married, we could on dozens of planets. And if we did, he'd probably make a comment about 'since you like Earth so much, you should observe their customs and put on a wedding dress' or something to be annoying. And I'm rubbish with weddings in the first place. Forget the time and end up late or vows or the grail that one time...

No need to get defensive of the marriage he never let you have.