realityshifted

[Handy arrives on the Plane in a much better state of mind than he was last time he appeared. He is a little annoyed with the Proper Doctor for inviting him to travel without first properly considering the fact that their realities are not merged. Still, he is in a fairly decent mood.

He remembers finding the Doctor on the Plane with a chair and some books and has decided to follow His example. Upon arrival, Handy is lounging on a sofa, nose buried in a book, “1812: The Catalyst to Canadian Independence.” He may have ‘borrowed’ the sofa and some books from a bookshop for use on the Plane. Either way, he is proud of himself for managing to get it all here.

On the end of the sofa at his feet are various other books, which he promptly kicks to the floor so he can stretch out his legs. The books are mostly biographies and historical texts. He is still a bit foggy on the history of the parallel Earth he’s on now, so he’s decided to utilize the Plane and take this opportunity for some much needed reading.

Despite the fact that he has no idea how the book will end, it is still incredibly boring. He’s being stubborn and refuses to move on to another book until he finishes the one he is reading. He is fighting the urge to fall asleep. If he continues reading, it will most likely be a losing battle.]

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[oh please, Time Lord leg strength, Doctor - you don't have it]

So?

[dammit. well then have another kick]

So which is it? Bizarre or meaningless or both?

[only if you accept one too!]

You decide.

[I don't think it's really an option not to accept it, so have another kick and a book thrown at you in return]

And we're back to this again.

[catches the book]

Not my fault you prefer to just lie back and think of Gallifrey.

[kick and glare combo]

You think you know everything, don't you?

[I see your glare-kick and match you with a grin-kick]

I know I do!

[get a frustrated two legged kick, one kick left, one kick right]

Oh, you wish.

[grabs his feet]

No need to.

[tries to kick free]

Would you get off?

[being such an annoying git just for the hell of it]

Say, "Please, Master."

[happy he brought so many books, he says nothing and just throws another book at the Master, knowing he'll either have to catch it and let go of his feet, or get hit in the head with a hardback book. both options are good]

Edited 2008-12-03 01:33 (UTC)

[Doctor, have you ever heard of ducking? Because the Master has]

[well, since you ducked, that means your face is close enough that he hopes he can at least swing his held feet up enough to make you hit yourself]

[yeah, that was the Master's nose. Now the Master will be attempting to hold Handy down on the couch]

[Now he will be attempting to roll over on his side, so he can push the Master off the couch]

[these young children with the minds of 1000+ year old aliens - SO THEY SAY - thus go tumbling off the sofa together. The Master seeks to end up on top!]

[The Master always seeks to end up on top! And he does. But have a knee to the stomach from underneath]

[HANDS TO THE TEMPLES! HAVE A SURGE OF PAIIIIIIIIIIN THROUGH YOUR NERVE SYSTEM!]

[PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN. It's painful. Like....painful! So he's just going to busy being in pain for a minute here]

[AHAH! The Master stands, for he has regained the literal, if not moral, high ground]

[What moral high ground is this? Well, Handy just lays and glares at the Master for a minute before grabbing onto the sofa to pull himself back up.]