realityshifted | 009 - Now Now Why Don't You Get a Job?

[Deadpool drops in with some brand new gear and a nice little button on his chest that reads "Ask me about the Twin's Shop". He's checking his weapons, making sure they're clean and loaded. He's also looking over some files and photos from a manila folder.]

It's good to be employed.

[Still should have asked for two million.]

Well, I didn't expect him to give me one million. Usually they talk you down to about $750,000 which usually ends up being more like $500,000 after taxes.

[They tax mercenaries?]

"Taxes" is my special word for a weekend in Vegas.

[I thought Vegas treated the costumed ones well? You used to clean that place out.]

Yeah, well that was before Hulk had his turn cleaning that place out.

[You're getting off-topic]

What? Oh right. Like I was saying, a million is fine. Should be more than enough to pay the bills and maybe get me one of them BFGs ol' Nick has been luggin' around.

[Compensation much?]

And on top of that, I got a pretty good gig with the Twins. Haven't had much luck yet, but I'm optimistic.

[You may be the only person in the world who can be optimistic before going off to fight zombies.]

Correction: Vampire zombies. And for a million smackers.