http://witchmaker.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] witchmaker.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-10-29 11:45 pm

>> Teenage mutant ninja turtles...

[ The peace of the Plane was shattered the moment the monster from the bowels of New York came roaring in. While Angela did her best to not panic, she-- ]

She's being chased by a GIANT TURTLE, you stupid voice! And why are you back?!

[ As the narrator has stated, there is now a gigantic, spiky, raging turtle on the Plane, in hot pursuit of Angela, Dino, and Firo. And to the tune of the infamous Jaws music, no less. ]

Enzio, calm down!

[But the blood-crazed turtle did not listen, seeking only the taste of flesh..]

But turtles are vegetarians!

Yeah, turtles are vegetarians and normally we don't have goddamn voices reminding us that we just picked our noses! Forget calming that thing down, we have to kill it!

We can't kill Enzio!

[Firo looks around for some place to hide... or climb.. or something, while the Jaws music reaches a crescendo.] Yeah, well, he doesn't have any worries about killing us!

But this isn't his fault! It's the voices or the Twins or something!

Will you two stop fighting? If we don't do something soon, it's not just us who'll be in danger! [ Angela starts making a beeline for the forest, at least there are trees to climb there. ]

How did he wind up in New York, anyway? Did you two merge or something?

What?! [Oh wait.] No! I don't think so!

I was in Rome when I went into the sewers so we must have!

Doesn't really matter right now, does it! What are we going to do about him?

(( Threesome post! Angela's purple, Dino is brown, and Firo is green! ))

[identity profile] buckingbronco.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
He's not normally this bad! I mean, he's aggressive but he isn't actually looking to kill anyone!

[identity profile] immortalmistake.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well things change! [O hai forest, he'll be attempting to boost Angela into a tree now.]

[identity profile] buckingbronco.livejournal.com 2008-10-31 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing the Twins have a hand in is ever normal! [Attempts to get into the tree on his own, but he misses the branch he jumped for and falls to the ground instead] Ow!

[identity profile] immortalmistake.livejournal.com 2008-11-01 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Growls and moves to hoist Dino up to Angela's proffered hand.] Yeah, well, I'd rather not get eaten, or let anyone else be, either!

[identity profile] buckingbronco.livejournal.com 2008-11-02 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[His pride wants him to protest the help, but he knows that survival is more important at the moment and accepts help into the tree] There has to be a way to knock him out. Damn...I wish the place had weather! If it was cold he would just fall asleep!

[identity profile] immortalmistake.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Worth a try! [He jumps up and grabs her hand.]