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realityshifted2008-10-29 11:45 pm
witchmaker.livejournal.com) wrote in realityshifted2008-10-29 11:45 pm
>> Teenage mutant ninja turtles...
[ The peace of the Plane was shattered the moment the monster from the bowels of New York came roaring in. While Angela did her best to not panic, she-- ]
[But the blood-crazed turtle did not listen, seeking only the taste of flesh..]
But turtles are vegetarians!
Yeah, turtles are vegetarians and normally we don't have goddamn voices reminding us that we just picked our noses! Forget calming that thing down, we have to kill it!
We can't kill Enzio!
[Firo looks around for some place to hide... or climb.. or something, while the Jaws music reaches a crescendo.] Yeah, well, he doesn't have any worries about killing us!
But this isn't his fault! It's the voices or the Twins or something!
Will you two stop fighting? If we don't do something soon, it's not just us who'll be in danger! [ Angela starts making a beeline for the forest, at least there are trees to climb there. ]
How did he wind up in New York, anyway? Did you two merge or something?
What?! [Oh wait.] No! I don't think so!
I was in Rome when I went into the sewers so we must have!
Doesn't really matter right now, does it! What are we going to do about him?
(( Threesome post! Angela's purple, Dino is brown, and Firo is green! ))
She's being chased by a GIANT TURTLE, you stupid voice! And why are you back?!
[ As the narrator has stated, there is now a gigantic, spiky, raging turtle on the Plane, in hot pursuit of Angela, Dino, and Firo. And to the tune of the infamous Jaws music, no less. ]
[But the blood-crazed turtle did not listen, seeking only the taste of flesh..]
But turtles are vegetarians!
Yeah, turtles are vegetarians and normally we don't have goddamn voices reminding us that we just picked our noses! Forget calming that thing down, we have to kill it!
We can't kill Enzio!
[Firo looks around for some place to hide... or climb.. or something, while the Jaws music reaches a crescendo.] Yeah, well, he doesn't have any worries about killing us!
But this isn't his fault! It's the voices or the Twins or something!
Will you two stop fighting? If we don't do something soon, it's not just us who'll be in danger! [ Angela starts making a beeline for the forest, at least there are trees to climb there. ]
How did he wind up in New York, anyway? Did you two merge or something?
What?! [Oh wait.] No! I don't think so!
I was in Rome when I went into the sewers so we must have!
Doesn't really matter right now, does it! What are we going to do about him?
(( Threesome post! Angela's purple, Dino is brown, and Firo is green! ))