http://humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-11-05 10:24 pm

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[Question! How many Bai Tza's does it take to change a Lightbulb? A valid question, given the way that Bai is standing, looking very confused and examining a lightbulb like it's about to bite her.

Yes, she's not good at this sort of thing
] How...? This...? Where...?

[Growl and stomp] How do I actually use this infernal device? It makes no sense!

[Grumble] At least I vaguely understood candles.

[identity profile] solvethemystery.livejournal.com 2008-11-07 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Puts on a "friendly" smile.] Of course!

[He is dismantling the lightbulb now and removing the filament.] They really are simple-- ahh, but if you've never seen one before, might I ask what kind of power your world operates on?

[identity profile] solvethemystery.livejournal.com 2008-11-07 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Interesting. [Puts on his 8D face again.] Your country must not have them! Sensai and I met many foreigners- which one are you from?

[identity profile] solvethemystery.livejournal.com 2008-11-08 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I see! Such an interesting world, you come from!

Nooooo, not fail! <3

[identity profile] solvethemystery.livejournal.com 2008-11-08 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! To have trouble mastering such a simple device- teacher would have called you a mindless slug, but I can understand how challenging it must be!

I do it too D:

[identity profile] solvethemystery.livejournal.com 2008-11-08 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
My teacher, Miss Yako, said that people who can't figure out how lightbulbs work should be forced to study until their brains are screaming in protest from the effort. So harsh, Sensai, yet she truly is an amazing teacher~~~~ [Laughs. Like he means it.]

IT IS JUST BEING TEMPERAMENTAL. T_T

[identity profile] solvethemystery.livejournal.com 2008-11-08 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oho! She is a great investigator, but none here have heard tell of her many accomplishments! Such obliviousness sends her into a rage like no other! [8D] Perhaps sometime, when you have a mystery of your own, you will get the chance to witness Sensai hard at work!

*SHUNS IT*

[identity profile] solvethemystery.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
I tried to tell her, but she insisted. "If she protests, she's too short sighted to see her own ignorance"... is what Sensai said.

[Doesn't answer that last part- if any arise in your world, he's sure you wouldn't know about them ahead of time. 8|b]

[identity profile] solvethemystery.livejournal.com 2008-11-09 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Feel free to refer to her as a pig, if you must. To her, there can be no greater honour!