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[AND ONTO THE PLANE COMES OUR ERSTWILE HERO, SHAMBLING ABOUT IN AN APPARENT DRUNKEN STUPOR AS HIS ZOMBIFIED REMAINS FIGHT THE POWERFUL URGE TO DEVOUR ANY AND ALL WHO APPROACH HIM]

Shut the bloody hell up you fuckin' loon!

[CRIED OUR HERO TO THE SKY, SHAKING A MIGHTY FIST AS GENERIC HEAVY METAL (TO BE DETERMINED BY DERO WHENEVER SHE GETS HOME) BLARED IN THE BACKGROUND, LENDING WEIGHT TO HIS HEAVY THOUGHTS]

I said shut it! Oi!

[WRACKED BY THE OVERWHELMING URGE TO FEED, OUR HERO FALLS TO HIS KNEES, CLUTCHING A STOMACH GROWLING FOR THE FLESH OF THE LIVING, CURSING THE WORLD FOR HIS PLIGHT]

I said shut up, you damn div!

[MEANWHILE, CHEETAHS ARE HUNTING THE STREETS OF HIS BELOVED MANCHESTER, SEEKING OUT WARM BLOOD AND FLESH. CAN OUR HERO OVERCOME HIS OWN INSATIABLE NEED, OR WILL HE BE HAVING DESERT -- WITH HIS DI AS THE MAIN INGREDIENT? AND WILL HE EVER STOP WASTING BULLETS SHOOTING AT THE SKY?]

[ooc; The long-awaited Manchester zombie post! Sorry for the delay, folks. Have fun tagging zombie!Gene and making up scenarios with the cheetahs still in Manchester. Also: I will be tagging slowly, as I am posting this from work, so have fun amongst yourselves. And oh yes, the narrator is BRIAN BLESSED so, those who can hear him? Have fun.]

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Hmmm, probably, yeah. Did you lose it? Or, I mean, when you did lose it, did you keep it? Once this thing is over, you might need it.

I wasn't really thinking about that at the time, luv. I figure the Twins will put me back proper at the end, anyway.

You mean even if you die, right?

Yeah. Don't know that I can like this, but I can't stay this way forever.

[GENE HOPES WITH ALL HIS BEING THAT THIS IS TRUE, BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF BEING A CONSTANT THREAT TO HIS CITY AND HIS DI IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN DEATH]

...I'm gonna kill him.

Well, I hope you don't die, at least. Um, again. This would be the second time, right?

Yeah. By the same bastard.

Eh? I thought it was the Master the first time, though?

It was. I'm like this now because of him.

What, really? How?

He killed me, I woke up like this. Don't think I'd be dead if he hadn't offed me in the first place.

....So then if you died now, it would be the third time.

I don't intend on dying again, luv.

You had better not! Ne, you should be more careful, Gene.

Don't worry about me, Diva. I'll be fine.

I do worry, though! Because even if it doesn't really make sense for me to, I do care about Gene. So! I don't want you to die, of course.

[considers her, thoughtful, then nods] I'll be back. Nothing's gonna keep the Gene Genie down for long.

Well, at least try not to get killed.

Can do, luv.