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[It would have been a dark and stormy night, if there was weather on the Plane–as it was, the very nature of the air shifted as the two appeared. Claustrophobic. Heavy. The dark promise of Evil to Come. The air trembled with malice as the first spoke.]

...I do think he was referring to you on that last bit. [Aziraphale and Crowley are on the Plane, both wearing labcoats rather than their usual jackets. Aziraphale is holding a clipboard with pen in hand.]

[Actually, I was referring to you. You're supposed to be evil.]

Who is that, anyway? And what happened to my suit jacket? White isn't really my colour, you know.

[Little did the mad lovers know–]

[Aziraphale and Crowley both turn their heads slowly to stare at each other in shock.]

[...what now.]

...lovers?

[Yes. That's what I said.]

I...I think you're mistaken. I'm an angel. [His tone implies that this explains everything]

[Henrietta appears, looking rather alarmed and confused. She's hugging her violin case ti–I beg your pardon, you aren't supposed to enter yet.] Wh...what?

[Chris shows up moments later, looking none too pleased for his part. ... We might as well start this whole scene from the top. Can no one follow their cues anymore?] ... Dammit. It followed me.

Chris, you remember, right? I wasn't dreaming?

[Henrietta looks up, hunting for the source of the voice. Of course you weren't dreaming, now can we please get this done correctly?] Um... yes sir. I'm sorry?

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I noticed that, I meant why.

[exensis.livejournal.com]

We're not sure. I would just prefer if it would stop talking.

[So says the mad scientist with a demon as a lover].....see? Things like that.

[contract_star]

I think we all would. [Can't help a slight smirk at the voice, though.]

[exensis.livejournal.com]

Please don't start. [Little did Hei know that-] Excuse me, you're Hei?

[contract_star]

I am. Why? [Pauses.] I haven't met you, have I?

[exensis.livejournal.com]

[Palm, face, isn't nice to be reacquainted?] You're the one that punched Crowley and broke his nose.....[That sort of disdain would not do; they needed Hei's mind. The research would go nowhere without him]

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I broke his nose, really? [Little satisfied smile; he didn't know he'd actually broken it.] He deserved it.

Wait, my mind?

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[Frown] All the blood was rather annoying you know. I can will it away, but I'll always know it's there.....

Try and ignore the voice; maybe it'll go away if we do.

[contract_star]

You could have let him clean it up himself.

[Folds his arms.] It said you need my mind. [Pause. He fixes Azi with an intense stare.] Who are you?

[exensis.livejournal.com]

It was much easier if I healed it for him.

[sigh] I'm supposed to be an evil mad scientist......

[contract_star]

I take it you know him well?

I meant your name. I don't think I've seen you here before.

[exensis.livejournal.com]

You could say that, yes.

Aziraphale; I've only been here a few weeks.

[contract_star]

I see. Would that make you a demon, too? ...Wait. [Pauses and studies Azi's face more closely.] Wait a second. You were the one kissing him that time, weren't you?

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[And Aziraphale would be turning a light shade of red now, looking away] I assume so, unfortunately. And no, I'm not a demon.

[contract_star]

[Tiny, evil smirk.] Ah, right. Lovers.

Then I guess that would make you an angel?

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[Not blushing now, really] Wha- no, we're not! Crowley is just....he's not my lover.

And yes, actually.

[contract_star]

Of course not.

I didn't know that angels and demons typically were friends.

[exensis.livejournal.com]

We're not. I mean, we are.....or I think we are. He's-...we spend time together and I appreciate his company.

[contract_star]

...That's what I'd call friends.

So it's just you two.

[exensis.livejournal.com]

I wasn't very fond of him in the beginning. But he's the only who's been around since the beginning, so I suppose it was only a matter of time.

[contract_star]

[Shrugs.] You like him well enough to heal him.

[exensis.livejournal.com]

I couldn't leave him bleeding and with a bloody nose, could I?

[contract_star]

[Smirk.] I suppose not. Sorry for troubling you, then.

[exensis.livejournal.com]

[sigh] I would appreciate if you wouldn't break his nose again.

It's quite troublesome to heal him and clean up.

[contract_star]

I can't promise anything.