http://exensis.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] exensis.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-10-26 06:57 pm

[Joint Post]

[It would have been a dark and stormy night, if there was weather on the Plane–as it was, the very nature of the air shifted as the two appeared. Claustrophobic. Heavy. The dark promise of Evil to Come. The air trembled with malice as the first spoke.]

...I do think he was referring to you on that last bit. [Aziraphale and Crowley are on the Plane, both wearing labcoats rather than their usual jackets. Aziraphale is holding a clipboard with pen in hand.]

[Actually, I was referring to you. You're supposed to be evil.]

Who is that, anyway? And what happened to my suit jacket? White isn't really my colour, you know.

[Little did the mad lovers know–]

[Aziraphale and Crowley both turn their heads slowly to stare at each other in shock.]

[...what now.]

...lovers?

[Yes. That's what I said.]

I...I think you're mistaken. I'm an angel. [His tone implies that this explains everything]

[Henrietta appears, looking rather alarmed and confused. She's hugging her violin case ti–I beg your pardon, you aren't supposed to enter yet.] Wh...what?

[Chris shows up moments later, looking none too pleased for his part. ... We might as well start this whole scene from the top. Can no one follow their cues anymore?] ... Dammit. It followed me.

Chris, you remember, right? I wasn't dreaming?

[Henrietta looks up, hunting for the source of the voice. Of course you weren't dreaming, now can we please get this done correctly?] Um... yes sir. I'm sorry?

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[She blinks.] Crowley, why are you wearing a lab coat?

[Pause. Because she just called him Crowley. What else would you call him?] Oh... right. Of course.

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Beats me. I'm slightly more concerned about the disembodied voice following us around, and the fact that it's entirely delusional.

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[looks at Aziraphale blankly]

"I'm an angel"?

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Disembodied voice? [Tilts her head back again.] You mean that person that keeps talking to us?

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
...but he is, isn't he? [...seems rather confused on that point.]
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[personal profile] ghostlighter 2008-10-27 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Just rolls his eyes. e-e]
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[personal profile] ghostlighter 2008-10-27 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
You're telling me.

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[just...stares]

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with him?

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Er...well yeah. At least I think he is, still.

It—never mind.
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[personal profile] ghostlighter 2008-10-27 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
... Wrong with who?

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Perhaps he had said too much...]

Would you stop that?
Edited 2008-10-27 02:19 (UTC)
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[personal profile] ghostlighter 2008-10-27 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
No comment.

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
At least the rest of you can hear it. I was afraid I'd gone mad for a bit there.

[he looks up]

And not like that!
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[personal profile] ghostlighter 2008-10-27 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
... what's it been saying to you?
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[personal profile] ghostlighter 2008-10-27 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[While the correct answer should have been 'your sanity'...]

No. Nothing. And is there any way to turn that off?

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Something about being a mad scientist—

[Along with his mad scientist lover]

[Crowley is fuming]


...that.
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[personal profile] ghostlighter 2008-10-27 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[... really trying not to laugh here.]

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Did you even hear the rest of that line, angel?

[I can repeat it if you like.]

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Resisting the urge to go into an evil monologue (for the time being), the mad genius instead decides to issue a dire warning—]

All right, have a laugh. We'll see who laughs last.

[...Crowley looks surprised]

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