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twelfth trick

[Ikki pops onto the Plane looking like he just got chucked out of a ramen factory. In fact, that's what he's covered in. From head to toe, what should be a nice suit and shirt combo is ruined by noodles and various bits of uzumaki. It smells good and it's still fresh, though Ikki is beyond eating it off himself, and more intrigued that someone else beat him to it.

He stares at his hands with a brand of morbid fascination, which, unlike the rest of him, have been licked clean.]

He fucking licked me. What the fuck.

[ooc: Ikki met a Contractor. And lived!]

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You've got some uzumaki on you. You should get it off before you become over-rated.

[That won't happen until he adds on some naruto.]

Oh snap!

This Storm King ain't overrated!

That would sound more badass without the noodles.

... Shut up. [B|]

Exercise in futility, kid.

-- Shit.

So you gonna tell me what actually happened?

No. I mean, that's exactly what happened.

I'm crazy, not an idiot. Just tell me.

You'd probably run right to the people who'll freak out over it.

Oh please, it's much more fun keeping this sort of thing to myself.

And I doubt anyone would freak out as much as you are.

I'm not freaking out!

...Right. Very convincing.

I'm not sayin' a damn thing.

Oh, OK. Gotcha. I tell you all about every event in my life, but when I ask, you're too embarrassed.

Well fuck you and the sneakers you rode in on.

I'm not embarrassed! This is life or death! LIFE. OR. DEAAAATHHH!! [... yeah, he fails.]

[CHK-CHK]

Is that so?

... uh. [O______________O]

OK. Life or death. What's your choice, Ikki?

Shower.

[casually drops from the Plane]

...Huh. Didn't expect him to run away. Guess I had him pegged wrong.

[Pulls the trigger on the gun and water shoots out]

[Ikki will be back. ... Eventually. And probably with Hei on his ass in an entirely not gay and not fun way.]

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