twelfth trick

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki pops onto the Plane looking like he just got chucked out of a ramen factory. In fact, that's what he's covered in. From head to toe, what should be a nice suit and shirt combo is ruined by noodles and various bits of uzumaki. It smells good and it's still fresh, though Ikki is beyond eating it off himself, and more intrigued that someone else beat him to it.

He stares at his hands with a brand of morbid fascination, which, unlike the rest of him, have been licked clean.]

He fucking licked me. What the fuck.

[ooc: Ikki met a Contractor. And lived!]

Comments

[contract_star]

...What in the world happened?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[... OH SHIT IT'S HEI. Lie quickly. LIE!]

Uhhh... bad day on the new job I got. Customer threw his food at me for being a few minutes late. [headscratch]

[grand-gaia.livejournal.com]

[pheer as I try and make my other muse active!]

...Someone licked you?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Yay!]

Uhh... yeah. Man, I know I'm famous, but that's going kinda far.

[grand-gaia.livejournal.com]

...Why would he lick you?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Isaac, my boy-- [LOL IKKI IS YOUNGER BUT WE'LL IGNORE THAT PART] -- there are some people in this world who have really, really weird tastes. We don't question them, because no one wants to admit that freaks can be a part of our society and get away with it. So when it comes down to it... the only thing ya can ask is, "How can I prevent somethin' weird like that from happening again?" My solution? I'm gonna carry a fucking taser on me or something. Personal space, buddy. It's a grand thing.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

...someone licked you?

....


Tell me it wasn't Diva.

[grand-gaia.livejournal.com]

Taser?

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

Either you look edible or [ She picks a noodle off his shoulder. ] someone is very serious about their food.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

A zappy thing. You hurt sexual predators with it.

[nvm that Ikki IS one]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

... uh.

No. Just some... crazy Storm King fan. I'm fucking awesome, I guess. Aheh.

[grand-gaia.livejournal.com]

[Ikki, you've yet to realize that Izzy-poo here is STOOPID]

Zappy?

[contract_star]

And he licked your fingers? [That sounds strangely familiar.]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki grins a bit, a touch shyly, forgetting about the Contractor for a moment.]

If we have dinner tonight, I promise it'll be on me.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

... Er. Crazy fan. Just happened to drop by. Or stalk me. One of the two.

[mercwamouth]

Sounds like you had a fun-filled interesting day. Why don't you tell me all about it.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Spiky hair is either directly in proportion to a character's angst or stupidity, occasionally both.]

... It causes pain. S'all you need to know.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

It's not as interesting as alien blood, yo. Why should you care?

[grand-gaia.livejournal.com]

[At least he gets smarter eventually?]

Oh. Wouldn't a blunt object do just as well?

[contract_star]

...Uh huh.

Where did this happen, exactly?

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

So long as you're not wearing the same clothing during dessert. I imagine the flavors wouldn't mix well.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Unlike Ikki.]

I don't wanna kill the guy. Though a taser on full charge could probably knock out an elephant.

[mercwamouth]

'Cause none of the aliens ever licked me.

Sounds like your being evasive which makes me want to hear about it even more.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

... By the mall. [fhdkjshfjkd bad liar]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]