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[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

[She appears on the Plane in human form near the Astral Kitchen with a thoughtful look on her face.]

Now, I should be able to tell from scent, yes? Let me see...wheat, oil, to-may-toes and cheese. [She sniffs the air.] Now wheat would be here, I think. [Takes out a bag of flour and sniffs at it.] Very strange, but I think it will do.

[This goes on for a bit as she gathers ingredients that anyone passing with any cooking sense will notice are definitely the wrong ingredients for making pizza. Once everything is gathered on the counter she puts her hands on her hips.]

Hm...now I wonder how they all go together. But I suppose I should find the oven first...

[Looks around until she spots the oven.] Is this an oven? How strange! Well, I suppose it will do. Where do I light the fire, then? Or, I suppose this is that new technology or something. Maybe it is electric? Oh! There's a button here...

[After a few moments she thinks she has it figured and turns the oven on. To 500.]

[Then she goes about mixing the ingredients together--all of them. Whole tomatoes go into a bowl with flour, plenty of oil, a brick of cheese, some tea leaves, an egg, some sugar, corn meal, some rice, and pretty much every herb and spice from the spice rack.]

I think that will about do it! And it was round, wasn't it? So maybe a round pan...

[Gets a round cake pan out of a cabinet, pours the entire mess into it and puts it into the oven.]

And I suppose this technology will just make it turn into pizza, yes?

[A few minutes go by, then something catches fire in the oven and there are several popping sounds as the tomatoes explode.]

Oh no! Something went wrong! Ah, water, I need water...

Comments

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

Er.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

[The glass on the front shatters and the fire leaps across the counter.]

Ah! Crowley! Where is the water? I've seen people take water from here!

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[An eyebrow arches, and Crowley glares at the fire.

The fire flickers a moment longer, then goes out.

The demon walks over and turns the oven off.]

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Ah! Well done, Crowley! Hm, that's quite a handy power.

[Draws up a gust of wind to blow the smoke away.]

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[Crowley turns, finally getting a decent look at Ammy, and smirks]

[in an eerie parallel of the first time they met:]

The wolf goddess, I presume?

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

[jdsflkjd that's not good] S-signorina-- ah, that's not---

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

[The glass breaks and fire shoots out, scorching the counter and lighting some paper towels on fire.]

Henrietta! Where does one get water here??

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

Eh? I know you? Um-- [F-faucet??? Ah! There is a fire extinguisher under the sink. Henrietta turns it on the flames and lets out a white blast at the oven.]

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

[And the fire goes out, huzzah!]

Oh, well done Henrietta! Well done indeed! Hm, not quite water, but it seems to do the trick.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

A-a-a-ahhhh...! [Flailing goes here. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE A PIZZA.]

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

[The oven door falls open and the fire shoots out, lighting some other things on fire.]

Ryotarou! Ah, where is the water?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[fdkslnfsdl DUCKS. THIS IS DANGEROUS.]

O-over here! [ZOOM! TO THE SINK! He turns on the faucet and grabs the spray-hose-thing, pointing it at the fire!]

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Ah! There it is!

[Brush time! She draws a trail from the spray to all over the fire so that it's properly coated. The fire goes out after a minute or so.]

Thank you very much, Ryotarou.

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

A-ah! Amaterasu, stay back!

[ Angela will be flinging the oven open and drowning the fire with a Mega Splash. ]

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Oh my! Very well done, Angela! Thank you very much.

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ She peers in the oven, waving a hand to keep the smoke from the lump of coal now sitting in the oven away from her face. ]

Amaterasu... Just what were you trying to make?

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

[Draws up a gust of wind to blow the worst of the smoke away.]

I was trying to make something called "pizza."

[mercwamouth]

Only you can prevent wildfires.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

[The oven bursts open and shoots flames everywhere.]

Deadpool! Where is the water? I know there's water here...!

[mercwamouth]

...Oh, uh I don't...know?

[How does this girl know my name?]

[I don''t know. Did you sleep with her?]

[HA! I haven't gotten lucky for as far back as I can remember.]

[Our memory can be fuzzy sometimes.]

[...I've got an idea. How 'bout we play this cool and get some goddamn water?]

[...Right, good idea.]

...Agreed.

[Pops out, pops back with a fire extinguisher, but alas, it's empty from the fire it put out not long ago]

DREADED CONTINUITY!!!

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Oh dear... [Looks around rather frantically and then just makes a little frustrated sound. She draws a huge loop in the air and wind blasts forth from out of nowhere, strong enough to blow out the fire.]

Goodness, that was an adventure. But really, there should be water here somewhere, shouldn't there?

[The oven is still on though, so it's probably sparking now.] Uh oh...

[phonomania.livejournal.com]

{Without a word, Shiki goes to the cabinet under the sink, reaching under to pull out the fire extinguisher. She opens the oven slightly, sticking the nozzle of the extinguisher inside and putting out the fire.}

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Ah! Very well done! I must say, I admire your quick thinking~

[Slight headtilt, since Shiki smells a bit strange.]

[phonomania.livejournal.com]

{She stares at Amaterasu for a moment before she sets the extinguisher on the counter and starts to fiddle with it} What exactly were you trying to make?

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Hm, I was trying to make something called "pizza." Have you ever had it before? It is quite delicious!