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realityshifted2008-10-20 11:42 pm
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Inkblot 12
[She appears on the Plane in human form near the Astral Kitchen with a thoughtful look on her face.]
Now, I should be able to tell from scent, yes? Let me see...wheat, oil, to-may-toes and cheese. [She sniffs the air.] Now wheat would be here, I think. [Takes out a bag of flour and sniffs at it.] Very strange, but I think it will do.
[This goes on for a bit as she gathers ingredients that anyone passing with any cooking sense will notice are definitely the wrong ingredients for making pizza. Once everything is gathered on the counter she puts her hands on her hips.]
Hm...now I wonder how they all go together. But I suppose I should find the oven first...
[Looks around until she spots the oven.] Is this an oven? How strange! Well, I suppose it will do. Where do I light the fire, then? Or, I suppose this is that new technology or something. Maybe it is electric? Oh! There's a button here...
[After a few moments she thinks she has it figured and turns the oven on. To 500.]
[Then she goes about mixing the ingredients together--all of them. Whole tomatoes go into a bowl with flour, plenty of oil, a brick of cheese, some tea leaves, an egg, some sugar, corn meal, some rice, and pretty much every herb and spice from the spice rack.]
I think that will about do it! And it was round, wasn't it? So maybe a round pan...
[Gets a round cake pan out of a cabinet, pours the entire mess into it and puts it into the oven.]
And I suppose this technology will just make it turn into pizza, yes?
[A few minutes go by, then something catches fire in the oven and there are several popping sounds as the tomatoes explode.]
Oh no! Something went wrong! Ah, water, I need water...
Now, I should be able to tell from scent, yes? Let me see...wheat, oil, to-may-toes and cheese. [She sniffs the air.] Now wheat would be here, I think. [Takes out a bag of flour and sniffs at it.] Very strange, but I think it will do.
[This goes on for a bit as she gathers ingredients that anyone passing with any cooking sense will notice are definitely the wrong ingredients for making pizza. Once everything is gathered on the counter she puts her hands on her hips.]
Hm...now I wonder how they all go together. But I suppose I should find the oven first...
[Looks around until she spots the oven.] Is this an oven? How strange! Well, I suppose it will do. Where do I light the fire, then? Or, I suppose this is that new technology or something. Maybe it is electric? Oh! There's a button here...
[After a few moments she thinks she has it figured and turns the oven on. To 500.]
[Then she goes about mixing the ingredients together--all of them. Whole tomatoes go into a bowl with flour, plenty of oil, a brick of cheese, some tea leaves, an egg, some sugar, corn meal, some rice, and pretty much every herb and spice from the spice rack.]
I think that will about do it! And it was round, wasn't it? So maybe a round pan...
[Gets a round cake pan out of a cabinet, pours the entire mess into it and puts it into the oven.]
And I suppose this technology will just make it turn into pizza, yes?
[A few minutes go by, then something catches fire in the oven and there are several popping sounds as the tomatoes explode.]
Oh no! Something went wrong! Ah, water, I need water...
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