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[realitymods]

[the Twins stand with their arms crossed] You guys really like killing, don't you? We're going to have to start charging for this! [huff] Do you know how much we've had to streamline the process to meet demand?

Gene Hunt? Report to the shop immediately.

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[demnify.livejournal.com]

He's ours.

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

... What? Killing? Who?!

[realitymods]

[smile serenely] Actually, he's ours~ Our blood runs through his veins~

[demnify.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, but at the moment, he's in my hands.

[realitymods]

[obviously annoyed] Our employee was killed today! First his yelling friend gets killed and now he's killed. Geez!

[realitymods]

Then give him to us. We need him. [shrug] We'll take him either way. But we're giving you a choice.

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

I need their names.

[realitymods]

The dead person? Sam Tyler. [make faces] We're working on him but he had a life contract with us, so obviously we can't just leave him.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[he crosses his arms]

Would I get him back as is? He's of no use to me otherwise, you understand.

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[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

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[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

I sure hope you wouldn't!

...

Thank you.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[cooly]

What do you want him for?

[realitymods]

[also cross their arms] It depends on your behaviour.

[bloodyroadking.livejournal.com]

What did I miss?

[realitymods]

[nods] You're welcome. [frown] We were hoping the balance of killers to non-killers was good enough. We'll have to figure out a better balance, maybe.

[realitymods]

Do you want Sam back or not?

[realitymods]

[sigh] Immature people killing each other again.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

I am very well behaved. Mind you, I have been sending all those with questions your way.

[he taps his foot idly, then he slips into a polite, mannerly tone of voice]

It is... very important that he returns to me as he is now. I have a project, and I would be most grateful were he not to come back too modified. Being the experimental sorts yourself, you can understand not wanting to have too many outside forces interacting with your endeavours?

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

Naturally, but why do you need Gene for that?

[realitymods]

Yes you have~

Mmm, you're doing experiments on him? [tilt their heads]

[bloodyroadking.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should get rid of the immature people and the problem will be solved~

[realitymods]

We hit a snag in the process. It'll be easy to fix if we use Gene for it.

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

[frowning now himself] You're keeping a balance on purpose...? That's good, I guess.

[realitymods]

We caaaaan't. We need them the most for the experiment. But it's very troublesome when they kill someone we own. And they caused issues when you died, too.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

Social experiments. Nothing damaging, I assure you.

[he smiles politely]

I would appreciate knowing why he is needed - and I am certainly willing to put him in your hands, provided I won't have to restart everything. It's so very annoying to restart projects.