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[the Twins stand with their arms crossed] You guys really like killing, don't you? We're going to have to start charging for this! [huff] Do you know how much we've had to streamline the process to meet demand?

Gene Hunt? Report to the shop immediately.

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[smile serenely] Actually, he's ours~ Our blood runs through his veins~

Perhaps, but at the moment, he's in my hands.

Then give him to us. We need him. [shrug] We'll take him either way. But we're giving you a choice.

[he crosses his arms]

Would I get him back as is? He's of no use to me otherwise, you understand.

[also cross their arms] It depends on your behaviour.

I am very well behaved. Mind you, I have been sending all those with questions your way.

[he taps his foot idly, then he slips into a polite, mannerly tone of voice]

It is... very important that he returns to me as he is now. I have a project, and I would be most grateful were he not to come back too modified. Being the experimental sorts yourself, you can understand not wanting to have too many outside forces interacting with your endeavours?

Yes you have~

Mmm, you're doing experiments on him? [tilt their heads]

Social experiments. Nothing damaging, I assure you.

[he smiles politely]

I would appreciate knowing why he is needed - and I am certainly willing to put him in your hands, provided I won't have to restart everything. It's so very annoying to restart projects.

Tell us about it! This is our fourth official time starting this experiment, you know.

[ponder] There is a complication. Gene would be necessary to right it. Their realities recently merged, you see, and it's making it more difficult to revive Sam.

You have my deepest sympathies.

[he cocks his head a bit, contemplating]

I do admit, Sam being dead puts a hitch in things as well... not for me, but for my... partner in his.

[a pause]

How long would you be needing Mr. Hunt?

[pout and gasp, this is real emotion. ...Well for them] We like Sam. He keeps our inventory in alphabetical order.

Hmm. We're not sure yet. But we could drop him off wherever you happen to be when we're done.

[he nods] As do I. I may treat him roughly, but that is how I treat those I like. My partner, well, he is very fond of Mr. Tyler
[he pauses once more before flashing the twins a broad grin]

As long as I get him back in the condition he was in, I've no problem handing him over. After all, Mr. Tyler being alive is also in my best interests.

[beam] Thank you~! With Gene's help, Sam should be back in a couple of days, as per the usual~ But we're really going to start charging people after this!

[the Master politely bows]

You are most welcome. We'll bring him to the shop post haste, then?

Sounds good to us~

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