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[Everyone missed the Doctor, right? Of course. But today is a bit different.

You see, he's talking to a plant. The plant is on a metal, rounded picnic table and he brought a tree that appears to be going through autumn and an area of grass with it from whatever planet he was on. But the important part is that he's sitting at the table with a sandwich, eating it and talking to this plant]

You know, you really are brilliant. ...No, really! I mean that. Sane, nice, loves Elvis. Also, you're not violent. You have no idea what a rarity that is these days.

[he shakes his head with a sigh and keeps munching on his sandwich and talking to the plant]

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I'm not jealous! I'm concerned.

You smell jealous.

Yes, well, I'm not. Why would I be jealous? I have no reason to be jealous.

You could be jealous that Self is spending his time with people that aren't you.

That's not-- Honestly, why does he-- [gives a frustrated snort and slumps] Really, it's not important.

No, no, go on, Doctor.

Why?

I'm curious?

Oh, well...I suppose... I'm not jealous because he's with them, you know. But it's the way he is with them. And it's not really jealousy, we're just using that word for convenience. And while we're at it, I'm quite sure you'll tell him all this but could you delay it until we've, erm...spoken properly again at least?

[he gives the Doctor's shoulder a squeeze] Of course, I shan't say a word to him until after a few days.

[he's totally pouting over this] Thanks. And really, you know, it's not very fair that he can do anything he wants and then gets mad if I do something.

[the Master ignores!] Life isn't fair, my dear, dear Doctor.

Yes, well, it's not very convincing, though, is it? "You can't be with Rose, now I'm going to go off and shag Lucy."

We're also very possessive.

I know, I was just hoping a bit of logic might temper it.

[the Master grins] No. It isn't that easy.

I didn't think so. So what would ah...help the situation, exactly?

Well, remaining loyal to my Self, for a start.

I am! I have been, really!

Then you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

I don't know. You, erm, him, you both get irrationally jealous sometimes.

Perhaps you ought to avoid the people that make him jealous.

I'm not avoiding friends of mine.

Deal with the jealousy, then.

Not many options, eh?