005 - Holla Atcha Boy!

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool arrives on the plane in much better condition than last time both physically and otherwise. He is in a good mood.]

I'm trying to think of the right words...

[OK, I'll admit it. You were right and I was wrong.]

[But we're both the same person.]

[It's still true.]

[So I was right and wrong about the same thing at the same time? Doesn't that completely defy logic?]

[Never stopped us before. In fact that's probably why we could do what we just did.]

...Hmm, yeah, but how should I put it?

[So how did you know what would happen?]

[I didn't. Neither did the Skrulls. That's why it worked so well.]

[We're a genius.]

No, no, that doesn't sound punchy enough...

[Super-genius?]

[No. I refuse to share a title with a coyote. Particularly one that constantly fails his objective and blows himself up in the process.]

Well, when put like that, it's kind of fitting...

[No, he's right. The days of failure are behind us. They used to ignore us, but they can't anymore.]

[We're a force to be reckoned with again.]

[We're...]

UNSTOPPABLE!

[Deadpool flexes and cheers a bit]

[That'll do]

Comments

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

[Smiles.] Yeah...yeah, you're right. I'm Toph. I can take on a few little fire monsters.

[mercwamouth]

'Specially with the kind of company you keep.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Heh. Well, hopefully. They can be kind of useless sometimes.

[mercwamouth]

How d'ya figure?

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

[Fond smile.] I'm kidding.

[mercwamouth]

Just be glad none of them are around to hear you talkin' smack.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Oh, they know I don't really mean it. That's just how I am with everyone.

[mercwamouth]

See, when a little blind girl talks smack, it's cute. When I do it, people get offended.

That's just plain unfair.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

It's not cute because I'm blind.

[mercwamouth]

Come on. You're not allowed to play the blind card when you can "see" miles away and tell if people are lying. You're about as blind as I am mute.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

I'm still blind, though. I can't see things that normal people can see. Like, I can't tell what you look like. Just your shape.

Anyway, being blind doesn't make me cute.

[mercwamouth]

You can still see way more than normal people can see. Sure it's not as pretty, but I'd say you're way better off.

And no, being blind doesn't make you cute, but it does make you pitiable to those who don't know any better.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Exactly! I hate that! People see that I'm blind and automatically think I'm helpless.

[mercwamouth]

That sucks, but it can also work to your advantage.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

I do use it to my advantage when I have to. But it's still...really annoying.

[mercwamouth]

People suck. Throw rocks at them.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Now there's a solution I like.